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Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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    Beer before liquor, never been sicker.
    Toothpaste before orange juice, dead.

    I treat people the way I want to be treated: I don't talk to them.
     
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    Me eating: This is delicious!
    My white shirt: Give us a taste.
     
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    It's strange being the same age as old people.
     
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    My dog is named Shark. We have lots of fun at the beach.
     
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    You can't possibly hurt my feelings. I used to hold the flashlight for my dad.
     
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    Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.
     
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    I saw a report claiming that penises are shrinking!

    I thought, Really? Republicans are getting shorter? I wonder why?
     
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    Sorry I'm late. I got here as soon as I felt like it.
     
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    The doctor told me I need to listen to my body. My body says it's old and it wants queso.
     
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    I kissed a perfect '10' today. Man, was that mirror cold!
     
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    I experience life at sixty WTFs per hour.
     
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    Why can't taco trucks cruise the neighborhoods like the ice cream man?
     
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    I ran out of coffee this morning so I drank tequila instead. It was a really good day.
     
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    I don't have exes. I have whys.
     
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    If a man speaks in a forest and no woman can hear him, is he still wrong?
     
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    A fool and his money are never around when I need them.
     
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    How is it fair that only roosters get to start the day screaming?
     
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    I sold my DeLorean because I only drove it from time to time.
     
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