Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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    *****
     
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    An elmbareassed tree?
     
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    Wisdom rather than a lack of humor but I can let it slide this time.


    Wait! Did you think this was funny rather than profound wisdom?
     
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    Not a bad try...
     
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    Pretty ostentatious that ear ring. I'm sorry but I never did like ear rings, particularly on men.
     
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    The chicken farmer walked into a local bar, stood next to a seated woman, and ordered a glass of champagne.
    The woman perked up and said, "How about this? I just ordered a glass of champagne too!”
    "What a coincidence," said the breeder. “This is a special day for me; I'm celebrating."
    "It's a special day for me too, I'm celebrating too," the woman said.
    "What a coincidence!" said the breeder.
    And when they clinked glasses, he asked, "What are you celebrating?"
    “My husband and I were trying for a baby and today my gynecologist told me I was pregnant!”
    "What a coincidence!" said the man. "I'm a poultry farmer and for years my hens were infertile, but today they all lay fertilized eggs."
    "That's great!" said the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
    “I used a different rooster,” replied the farmer.
    The woman smiled, picked up her glass and said, "What a coincidence!"
     
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    The classic question

    “What is worn under the kilt”

    “nothing is worn it is all as good as new”!
     
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    I fixed some of it
     
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    It's funny - someone reported that picture of the guy with tattoos as 'image with profanity'.


    This guy has that on his face 24/7 :)
     
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    Paul O'Grady has died, what a bummer
     
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    Ah, I wondered why my post was deleted.
     
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