Be it funny, serious, inspirational or whatever. When you treat people like they treat you, they get upset. (Fancy that!)
But best to live standing. The Genius of Steven Wright: 1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back. 3 - Half the people you know are below average. 4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain. 9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand. 10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ..... But she left me before we met. 12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark? 13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? 14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. 15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. 18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now. 19 - I intend to live forever ... So far, so good. 20 - If Barbie is so popu, why do you have to buy her friends? 21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice? 23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." 24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name 25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. 26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. 27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. 29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. 30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. 31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. 32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. 33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. 34 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work
“What are you talking about, 99? We have to kill and maim and destroy. We stand for everything that’s good and fine and decent in the world”.
Nothing is impossible, merely highly improbable Common sense isn't. Neither is friendly fire Better to have and not need, than to need and not have When all is said and done, at the end of the day.....it's tomorrow.
These things in which I trust in this order....God, gunpowder and lead, cash and gas. Saying by yours truly....
Guns are just like bikes, better to have some gun than no gun and better to have even a bicycle for lack of a motorcycle. ~ FatBack
Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower
I find I must disagree. One gun is a stable situation: one side has power and the other doesn't. Two guns introduces uncertainty: both sides have power and it will accumulate to the first to use it. This is fine on a personal level if you want to throw the dice against a criminal. I remind you, his gun is out and his blood is up. You have neither advantage If you want to rebel it's suicidal because the gov't has bigger, better guns Would they nuke one state to preserve the unity of the other fortynine? For sure, the Civil War proved it. Or, if you're planning a more diffuse campaign, the US military will eat you up one bit after another. On the whole your proverb sounds like bad game theory unless dying is better than losing.
"Fall in lads behind the drum Colors blazing like the Sun Along the road to Come What May Over the hills and far away" -Stolen from an English folk tune.
Take your chances being armed with a cell phone then, and you better stay off of bicycles because those are dangerous too
Poorer but alive sounds like a better state than dead and rich. Just an opinion. Don't know about you, but I've always been able to get more cash. Never did like to ride my bicycle, too much like exercise. Fat bottom girls are another story.
