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The Shameless, Unabashed Praise Jesus Thread

Discussion in 'Religion & Philosophy' started by saintmichaeldefendthem, Jul 30, 2011.

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  1. Wolverine

    Wolverine New Member Past Donor

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    Where did I say murder? Sounds like the conspiracies are running amok again.

    I am simply not a big fun of a deity telling his follows to lay his enemies before his feet so that he may slay them. Its a bit violent and brutal for a being that supposedly loves humanity.
     
    Wolverine, Jul 31, 2011
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  2. k7leetha

    k7leetha Banned

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    Even if Wolverine didn't say it, I will: Jesus is a murderer. That's not erroneous, it's a fact.
     
    k7leetha, Jul 31, 2011
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  3. Quantrill

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    How is that a fact?

    Quantrill
     
    Quantrill, Jul 31, 2011
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    What is the chance of christians staying in their own threads and atheists staying in theirs? Religion sections only?
     
    MisLed, Jul 31, 2011
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  5. k7leetha

    k7leetha Banned

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    Slim to none, from both sides. Sounds boring anyway.
     
    k7leetha, Jul 31, 2011
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  6. Quantrill

    Quantrill New Member

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    As I asked before, how is that a fact?

    Quantrill
     
    Quantrill, Jul 31, 2011
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  7. Modus Ponens

    Modus Ponens Well-Known Member

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    Jesus Was Way Cool


    Jesus was way cool.
    Everybody like Jesus.
    Everybody wanted to hang out with him.
    Anything he wanted to do, he did.
    He turned water into wine,
    And if he wanted to,
    He could have turned wheat into marijuana,
    Sugar into cocaine,
    Or vitamin pills into amphetamines.
    He walked on the water and swam on the land.
    He would tell these stories and people would listen.
    He was really cool.
    If you were blind or lame,
    You just went up to Jesus
    And he would put his hands on you and you would be healed.
    That's so cool.


    He could have played guitar better than Hendrix.
    He could have told the future.
    He could have baked the most delicious cake in the world.
    He could have scored more goals than Wayne Gretsky.
    He could have danced better than Barishnikof.
    Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of.


    Jesus told people to eat his body and drink his blood.
    That's so cool.
    Jesus was so cool.
    But then some people got jealous of how cool he was,
    So they killed him.
    But then he rose from the dead!
    He rose from the dead,
    Danced around and went up to heaven.
    I mean, that's so cool.
    Jesus was so cool.
    No wonder there are so many Christians.
     
    Modus Ponens, Jul 31, 2011
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  8. Sonata

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    Who said this?
     
    Sonata, Aug 1, 2011
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  9. saintmichaeldefendthem

    saintmichaeldefendthem New Member Past Donor

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    Definitely a slap in the face of orthodoxy! :omg:

    But it seems your heart is in the right place.:mrgreen:
     
    saintmichaeldefendthem, Aug 1, 2011
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  10. Ezra

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    I can't believe Makedde deleted my post as being "trolling"

    Yet the person who wrote Jesus is a murderer in a Christian thread is not trolling.

    Why am I not surprised?
     
    Ezra, Aug 1, 2011
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  11. Ezra

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    A fact is something you can prove.

    You can not prove Jesus killed anyone.
     
    Ezra, Aug 1, 2011
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  12. Heathen

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    How can anybody seriously believe Jesus was a murderer? Jesus is love.
     
    Heathen, Aug 1, 2011
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  13. Ezra

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    Not really songs towards Christ, but religious songs.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bosouX_d8Y"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bosouX_d8Y[/ame]

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5p_U8J0iRQ"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5p_U8J0iRQ[/ame]

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krrvQuesZRI"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krrvQuesZRI[/ame]THe last one is a chanting of Pater Noster (Our Father)
    Pàter nòster,qui es in caelis,
    sanctificètur nomen tùum,advèniat regnum tùum,
    fiat volùntas tua sìcut in caelo et in terra;
    panem nostrum cotidiànum dà nobis hòdie,
    et dimìtte nobis dè bita nostra
    sìcut et nos dimìttimus debitòribus nostris,
    et ne nos indùcas in tentatiònem,
    sed lìbera nos a malo.
    Amen
     
    Ezra, Aug 1, 2011
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  14. k7leetha

    k7leetha Banned

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    Praise god, praise Jesus, praise the perfect plan.

    Barbecue.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P6XBe3jivM"]‪Mr. Deity and the Barbecue‬‏ - YouTube[/ame]
     
    k7leetha, Aug 1, 2011
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  15. k7leetha

    k7leetha Banned

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    I don't have to, I have faith.
     
    k7leetha, Aug 1, 2011
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  16. Ezra

    Ezra New Member

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    And I am the troll :wtf:
     
    Ezra, Aug 1, 2011
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  17. k7leetha

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    And now the important part: if Jesus was also bible-god then Jesus was a murderer, because bible-god is a murderer.

    And even if you don't believe that Jesus was bible-god, at the very least Jesus is an accomplice.
     
    k7leetha, Aug 1, 2011
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  18. Ezra

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    Either way, this is irrelevant to the thread. I dont get why Makkede will delete my post but not yours. Must be good friends.
     
    Ezra, Aug 1, 2011
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  19. k7leetha

    k7leetha Banned

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    Mmmmm, so theists can use "faith" as an answer and I cannot?

    Sounds like more religious special privileges.
     
    k7leetha, Aug 1, 2011
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  20. Ezra

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    Its irrelevant to the thread.
     
    Ezra, Aug 1, 2011
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  21. Ezra

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    Here, I will post the OP so you can get back on topic.
     
    Ezra, Aug 1, 2011
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  22. k7leetha

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    Not really; what reason is there to praise Jesus? Would you praise a murderer? How about a mass murderer? How about a person who commits genocide?

    You don't realize it, but you do. Or, as mentioned before, at the very least you're praising an accomplice to them.

    Bible-god sent two bears to kill children for calling someone bald.
     
    k7leetha, Aug 1, 2011
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  23. Ezra

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    Here Is a musical version of the Divine Mercy Chaplet. It is very beautiful. [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KB9Ib7kQRYQ"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KB9Ib7kQRYQ[/ame]

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    Eternal Father, I offer you the body and blood, soul and divinity of your dearly beloved son, our lord Jesus Christ for the atonement of our sins and the sins of the whole world.
     
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