@tecoyah is PJ Proby. I remember his two stage performances in Croydon and Luton in 1965. He has a lot of "balls"!
No tattoos and no piercings. Would never get any either.
Blimey, if I suddenly inherited a pair of breasts and a vagina, I would never get out of bed. I would just play with them all night.
I've had a tumble drier idea which freshens clothes as well as dries them. Never told anyone about it.
Maybe I should do some research and take...
It's Royal Ascot day today.
A guy knocked on my door and explained he's from the bookies. His insider tip was Dusty Carpets, never been beaten....
That's @Liberty Monkey at his school prom.
Double irony in your last 4 words.
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You could say she's a racist against the English. Also, she's a Salmond puppet.
The research is in the link. Did you miss that?
Don't forget to copy and paste it, posters are struggling.
There's something very very nasty going wrong with my private parts but I'm not going to the GP with it. That's because my doctor is a lady, and...
Need some advice. The other day I was having a wank whilst watching CSI when my mobile phone rang. It was my mate Dave, but I was already in the...
Handy tip. Plant a cotton-bud upright in the sand at the bottom of the fish tank so your goldfish can wipe it's ass.
The snowball effect. They gave in to gays in the 70's and this is where it got us.
Repeat it often enough and people will believe it.
Separate names with a comma.