Let's change the name to New Wessex.
Don't have sex with monkeys. If you do, wear a condom, or make the monkey wear a condom.
No it is not. There are 200 tribes and 700 languages and dialects.
I support healthcare for all, all citizens. Are you an illegal? You don't get it.
Are we also going to hear from Joeabangbangbang? "My name is Joseph Kennedy the Third. I should be your president. Why should I be your...
YES. Mint trillion dollar platinum coins. Use them to pay the national debt.
"Your Move" by Yes? [MEDIA]
Jesus has already been defeated. The Galactic Armed Forces have occupied Heaven.
Of course we can't. We have to support Israel, so they can have universal health care.
If you don't think human beings should continue to exist, remove yourself.
What if Kyle Rittenhouse had shot three Proud Boy gangsters, or had been black?
Jesus Alvarez got the vaccine, and encourages all his neighbors to get it. JESUS IS VACCINATED!
Ever wonder why they're called wackademics?
You mean like Irving Berlin, who wrote White Christmas while he was on vacation in Cuba?
Because there are Americans who believe they won't have to fight. All they have to do is wave pictures of Chuck Norris and the enemy will run away.
Because Dudley Doright will smash your skull in. Then, you'll have to face a healthy Michael J. Fox on the hockey arena.
Why is a trillion dollars being wasted on Americans? Shouldn't it be sent to Israel, so America's masters can feel more secure?
Depends. My Amurcan has a Chicaguh accent. When I speak Afrikaans, I sound like a Rhodie. When I get excited, my Rhodie accent comes out in...
I remember when they showed music videos. They don't now.
And the Wehrmacht cannot be defeated. How do we know? The Fuhrer tells us so.
John, you should not have eaten those mushrooms that they said were so good.
Because of what Eve said to god. He asked "Who told you were naked?" She said "Isn't it obvious. Are you blind AND stupid?"
Carter got back stabbed by Tedders Kennedy. You remember Tedders, "My name is Edward M. Kennedy. I should be your president. Why should I be...
Deficits don't matter. Why? Vice President Cheney says so. Do you want to challenge him"
Utah Jazz used to be the New Orleans Jazz. And can Notre Dame get rid of that ridiculous leprechaun and that offensive name 'Fighting Irish'?
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