I learned today that when cold calling a new prospective business as a possible customer, the one thing you don't ask is "Who runs this sh!thole?".
Oh, the conspiracy theories THAT will start LOL. Tell 'em he's me :))
Ringo, what do you suppose ever became of edro?
A guy was driving down the highway with his smokin' hot blonde girlfriend and she said to him, 'I think those people in the car next to us are...
Police find $100 Worth Of Walmart Groceries In Woman’s Vagina The vagina is an elastic organ, designed to carry..well, people. So the fact...
A young woman appeared in court on an indecency charge. The prosecutor turned to her and said: "Is it true that on February 3 you committed an...
The year is 2222 and edro and Mrs edro land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking...
Years ago, my ex-wife and I were watching Who Wants to be a Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and asked ," Do you want to have...
We're all edros on this short bus known as life :cheerleader:
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Things are good, Senor Tuna. Lil edro didn't laugh at my joke when I posted it on p.com, tho. I've put him on ignore and haven't acknowledged him...
Edro and Ringo are both shopping at a bakery. Edro steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket. He looks up and sees that Ringo has...
Indeed. Welcome, Mr Alligator. Where you been? [ATTACH]
[ATTACH]Just for fun!
A farmer named Clyde had a tractor accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy hot shot lawyer, was questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say, at...
In general, bologna and rib-eye should not occupy the same sentence.:wink:
3 days, 940 miles? Whattya, walking? :omg:
Now that there's some funny shiite, I don't care who y'are ....
Merry Christmas, rednecks!:alcoholic:
Yeah that and the aftertaste! Pffffftttt!!!!!!!! :eyepopping:
Good for you, Herr Tuna. I'm tobacco free since August 1st 2012. It's a great thing!
You're NOT a nice person, tuna :blankstare:
I do that too!
What kind of tuna gets seasick? But seriously, that's big of you to not kick her to the curb over the no Caribbean sailboat thing. I assume you...
Some things never change :roll:
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