5 Things I do for fun...

#1 When there's a fat hairy woman making my sandwich at the sub shop, I say things like..
"I'm surprised the boss doesn't make you shave your arms before working with the food".

#2 When I'm at the store and it's time to ring up my purchase with the all-too-common ghetto type cashier , I give them a slightly strange amount of money and watch them struggle with the basic math.

#3 Whenever I see military recruiters or uniformed military out in public I walk up and tell them how much I appreciate their service and tell them how brave they are for serving. I love watching these FOOLS get all hyped up on themselves and take me seriously. They deserve to die and I'm glad they volunteered to do so.

#4 Whenever I see a pretentious chick walking around on her phone, spacing out and getting in people's way, saying a bunch of stupid crap to her disgusting piglet skank friend on the other end of the line, I get close behind them and say "you're a Whore" under my breath, just loud enough for only them to hear, and then linger around for a moment to see their reaction, hoping they'll freak out and expose their idiocy to everyone around.

#5 When I'm playing gigs, and I get a request from a drunken whore for a horrible song, I chuckle and ask them on the mic.."Are you serious, bro??"

 

What makes you think anybody cares?

 

You read it. LOL

And I don't care if anyone cares.

I just hope people out there will take my methods and use them for themselves, as they are great ways to have a little fun in this miserable disgusting society.

 

If this is how you feel about people in general, then you're a clear-cut case of an anti-social personality......

 

We read threads all over the board.

You posted it.

Objectively, most people in society are less disgusting than what you posted.

I just hope you grow up before you meet someone who gives you some of what you seem to be asking for. That is what usually happens to nasty folks who are unaware that they are no better than anyone else, that other people have the right to be treated with respect and ...who are apparently too young or too dumb to appreciate there are consequences to everything you do.

 

If you pulled a stunt like that where I come from, you'd put your dentist in a higher tax bracket rather quickly.

 

Building a box kite and flying it on the beach is far more fun that screwing with people because you have ego problems.

 

I'm about as racist, misanthropic, and misogynistic as humanly possible.

And I rather enjoy life.

 

Doubt it, little guy.

You're just jealous.

And I never would've guessed your area of the country even had dentists.

 

And desperate for attention.............

 

They call me Validation Boy.....

 

You sure it isn't Vaccination, boy?

 

LOLOL.. I'll bet.

 

This guy seems to be a mama's boy still living off of her welfare check. The only thing coming close to a valadation of this piece of work would be for him to be certified as a psycho. I didn't know they allowed computers inside of the 4 padded walls he calls home.

 

Yes, I'm sure you are, but anti-social loners like you can't enjoy life w/the hatred and negativity in your head...

Anyway, you either posted the above crap to get attention or you really are a lost soul....... either way - good luck.

 

That's sickening. Congrats, you are now part of my loser list.

 

While I hate to admit that I think all of those things, manners were beaten into me at a young age and I do show people dignity.

 

OP almost read like Tezelian Imp all over....just sayin...

 

I always wondered that. Are IP addresses a tool used in association with emails to identify a person? I used to have dozens of dummy emails long ago and I might have even used one for this forum since it was so long ago that I registered. On the Edmunds forums, after a person with the username "Hello" was banned, they would register as "Hello1" and continue.

 

IPs can be used (forum staff on any forum can usually see IPs) and checks can be run on forum software for sock accounts as they are not allowed. Use of proxies is banned also.

 

To follow your theme.

#1 Regarding Fast Food I have a love hate relationship with macdonalds, but try this go during rush hour around lunch time and just order a small coke 9 out of 10 times at the pick up window you'll get offered the meal from the guy behind you. TAKE IT and RUN....just make sure not to hit anyone on the way out because sometimes they catch on while you're still in the lot and yell out the window.

#2 Whenever I see ghetto (black) people working I get discounts because I always pay in change and they don't usually count it so I always short them, however the Mexicans that don't speak 'ingles' will count it so keep that in mind.

#3 Once when I had nothing to do I went to the Army recruiters office told him I am only going to sign the contract if you can guarantee I won't die while enlisted. He gave me that stupid speech about you have a higher chance of dying in a car accident which is their way of selling it but I left and gave him the finger on the way out.

#4 Usually go out of my way to ask them for directions to places I already know the destination too, its very easy to guage their personality while their giving directions like if they like to sleep around or not.

#5 Never DJ'ed although during the last storm after leaving the bar we drove over a deep puddle to splash a group of drunk girls coming out, it was entertaining watching their reactions

 

5 thing i do for fun:
1. play with my dogs
2. eat
3. smoke some weed
4. eat some more after #3
5. sleep

 

Whatever you say sunshine.

 

Dude - that's a rather admirable admission! LOL

 

I remember your post where you said you served in Viet Nam in the 60's - which would put your age now well into the 60's, m/b even hitting the 70's now..... so if you hadn't lied about that, you expect to be believed you did this?