A Light Hearted Look at the Flotus Vol IX

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  1. Sallyally

    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Jill was a bit of a rebel!

    “Jill Biden's childhood appears to have been a happy one, if a bit wild. She had a self-proclaimed rebellious streak in her younger years, and would often sneak out of the house in the middle of the night. Unable to afford a membership at a popular local swim club, Biden and her friend would often climb the fence for a midnight swim on summer nights. "I can't even believe that I did it," Biden later told The Philadelphia Inquirer, adding that it was "a long, long time" before she confessed her youthful transgressions to her mother.”

    Read More: https://www.thelist.com/238230/the-stunning-transformation-of-jill-biden/?utm_campaign=clip
     
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    Jill Biden was perhaps a rebel? And Biden was perhaps a homewrecker. Imagine that!

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    Jill Biden’s ex-husband has accused the potential first lady of having an affair with Joe Biden and says they lied about how they met in the 1970s, according to a bombshell new report.

    Bill Stevenson on Monday accused the presumptive Democratic nominee of being a home-wrecker and says the feel-good story of how Joe and Jill met on a blind date is completely made up, the Daily Mail reported.
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    Read more here: Jill Biden's ex-husband accuses her of having affair with Joe Biden (nypost.com)
     
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    Biden has been an educator for decades. Taught in public high schools for 13 years. She also taught at a psychiatric hospital for adolescents. The first first lady to have a job outside of the East Wing.
    The first first lady to hold a doctorate degree.
    Was a presenter on Jeopardy!
    She often runs five miles five days a week and has run in the Marine Corps Marathon.
     
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    This thread went dead..

    no comparison with Melania, is there?
     
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    Was she an immigrant working on a suspect visa?
    Was she a nude model?
    Has she been photographed in lesbian poses?
    Did her husband cheat on her with a porn star?
    Was she a gold digger?
    Is she still more popular than her predecessor?
     
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    This thread is pathetic brown-nosing of a pathetic individual, Jill Biden. Given that Jill had to go to the same school that has an entity named after her husband in a state in which he was a US Senator for decades, she clearly did not deserve to get her doctorate with that half-assed dissertation, filled with logical, punctuation, grammatical, and mathematical errors. I don't see any probability that they were going to deny her it, which suggests corruption, which all her fans on this thread appear to be okay with. Per Joe, she only got it, so she could be addressed as Doctor Biden.

    What a joke.
     
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    She had to have approved of burning Ivana on the golf course
     
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    I really should have added this to this thread earlier
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    What do the kids think of burying their mother there?

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    What am I thinking! Tax breaks over sentiment any day
     
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    Jill Biden compared Latinos to tacos.
     
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    I think a thread to talk about nice things about FLOTUS is fun. It’s even fun to “lightheartedly,” poke fun. Hence the thread name.

    Being hateful to FLOTUS is hateful. It’s not partisan.

    I loved Betty, Roslyn, Barbara, Laura & Michelle.
    I am more “meh,” on Nancy, Melania and Jill.
    I have always been intolerant of Hillary.

    Put me in the box and tell me which team I like better.
     
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    This thread is an absurdity in the spirit of no self-awareness. It's a monument to a pathetic individual, Jill Biden, whose husband said only went for a doctorate so she could be called Doctor Biden. All the pro-Jill poster on this thread have not cracked one joke about it. It's all unironic ass-kissing.

    You like Democrats; I've seen your posts.
     
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    From now on, when you call me a democrat, you are acknowledging that I love small, local government, believe most cabinet positions are anti constitutional, the second amendment, and taxation that doesn’t punish income. There’s more, but just ask.

    I guess I do love democrats? Partisans are so completely confusing.
     
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    Get over it, she didn’t.
     
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    All Democrat women look alike to them.
     
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    A lot of them do tend to look rather sour and dour.. the men too.

    I know you were trying to make a quip about racism but they don't all look alike except for the sour look common to so many... There as diverse as the breakfast tacos of San Antonio!
     
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    That's been thoroughly debunked but don't let that stop you from repeating it
     
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    Well we do know Joe Biden refuses to acknowledge that his granddaughter.... That being his son Hunter biden's daughter by the way..... Even exist.

    You know the illegitimate child that he was the sperm donor for with a Coke whore and try to deny that he had and is a deadbeat dad to.

    Does Jill Biden do any better? Surely she must want to meet her granddaughter?
     
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    Uh...no...should I?
     
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    Just keep it as diverse as the breakfast tacos of San Antonio!
     
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    Oh damn! Too late for today. I prefer burritos anyway so tomorrow, beans, eggs scrambled with onions and garlic, more beans and sour cream.

    I probably won't be able to sleep tonight.

    But I bet I'll still know the difference between the first lady and the vice president.
     
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    Well at least you've got one up on Joe Biden. He still thinks he's the vice president
     
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    Pathetic attempt isn’t it? A blip on a radar as opposed to a blimp on a podium
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