A light hearted look at the FLOTUS, Vol VIII <<MOD WARNING>>

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    Just trying to post as the republicans do

    That is the whole purpose of my involvement on this thread. To be a mirror
     
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    After knowing where her privates have been? Dude, you need help.
     
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    i'll try a ribeye regardless of where it was cooked...

    that said, sloppy seconds are out...
     
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    A piece of advice. He's buddies with North Korea, who knows how that's affected his tastes in meat. You may want to avoid the "ribeye's" in the White House for just now.
     
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    partisan ribeyes, who'd a thought...

    yep, it runs that deep...

    virgin or nothing, eh?
     
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    Nah! Just higher standards than a gold digger ex nude model with more plastic surgery than Joan Rivers
     
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    Some people just can't accept good advice. Probably had to be rushed to the burn ward despite how many times their mommies said "Don't touch that!"
     
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    Yes, this is the tasteless thread.
     
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    Nothing like recycling and this is nothing like recycling! :p
     
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    Melania moves with poise and grace... and she speaks several languages.. a great partner for a billionaire and President,and most importantly, she loves this country!
     
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    Actually there is zero evidence she speaks more than two and going by her grammatically mangled “Be Best” campaign English I’d not one of them
     
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    Michelle was smoking hot tonight at the Congressional ball...
     
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    Freudian slip? I didn’t see Michelle in that video I just saw a half witted blowhard
    Meanwhile
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    Autocorrect.

    "Michael Obama" wasn't invited to this event.
     
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    Ahhhh! No it was a classic faux pas.

    Methinks it may denote a secret admiration for Michelle
     
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    You've got one mean streak in you girl.
     
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    "Michelle" is a commie.

    Can't say that about Melania...
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    Don't look now but when Malania went to college she was in a communist country and she had to be a member of the communist party to get in.
     
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    To her credit I've noticed of late that she's letter her age show more and that's a good thing. If she'd just dump those dangerous looking shoes.
     
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    I can say anything about anyone

    After all you just did

    Why is Mellie dressed as the ghost of Christmas past?
     
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    When asked why she doesn't stand up to her husband's cyber bullying of Greta Melania responded the she and her husband "communicate differently". What could that mean? Withholding sex is out, she reportedly already does that. Perhaps they have a cyber bully jar and every time Donald bullies a child he puts in a $million. What could it be?
     
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