April Fools Day early joke.

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  1. billy the kid

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    take that to your shed :roflol:
     
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    Yeah...we could all sit around playing with our tits....
     
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    :lol: well you sit around playing with you balls all day anyway
     
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    Sounds like you want to join in...
     
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    Why,
    are you jealous?
    Reg.
     
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    "Ask most parents with small children and they'll say limiting the amount of screen time their kids are getting is a daily struggle of epic proportions. Australian parents say the guidelines are "unrealistic" or "conflicting" about how much screen time their children should have - if any at all."
    Quote from ABC's 7.30
    This is a joke...surely...
    Why do Australian parents need "guidelines" regarding how much screen time children should have.
    Why is there a need for guidelines...
    "A daily struggle of epic proportions..." puleeease.....
    Are parents stupid...make a decision dumbarse....."guidelines"...ffs
    Maybe we are being dumbed down more than we think...
    Oh wait a second Lucy/Johnny...I have to check the guidelines first.....
    Maybe parents should have an IQ test before having kids....

    This joke is even worse than Howard giving Pell a reference....
     
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    This has to be the joke of the year..
    According to a nationwide study....
    22% of urban housing stock in China is vacant....
    Thats a reported figure of 50 million houses/units
    Figuratively speaking, thats the equivalent of two empty houses for every man woman and child in Australia....
    Ask a kid leaving school at 3pm this afternoon..
    "How many houses have you got kid.."
    "Two" he replies.....
    "How much rent do you get for them kid"
    "Nothing" he replies....."they're both empty...."
    Then ask the same question to a guy on the bus, or your neighbour, or the cabbie..or anyone...
    Same answers......
    What a mess..........
    And they cant even sell their cars in China, even with over incentivising.....
    No wonder they dont want our bloody coal..the whole joint is coming to a screeching halt......
    It was once said if America catch a cold, we get the flu...
    If China catches a cold we get cancer.....
     
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    Trump is going to be removed from office. You just wait. It will be any day now.:roflol:

    Just like the last two years.
     
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    Like the rest of the world, Id like to know how....
     
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    April fools! Early!
     
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