Are Bikini allowed in heaven ?

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  1. dequ1

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    Bikini and spaghetti straps? Red bikinis with 'sexy' adware?

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  2. dequ1

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    How about another question... will poverty be allowed in Heaven?
     
  3. Aleksander Ulyanov

    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

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    Hallelujah
     
  4. Aleksander Ulyanov

    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

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    Yes, and everyone will be grindingly poor,. Nobody can take it with them

    Those who opposed Unemployment for others on Earth wion't be able to get it themselvs in Heaven
     
  5. yguy

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    That might very well be a pervert's idea of Heaven; but I suspect even for them it would get old in one Hell of a hurry.
     
  6. Pax Aeon

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    I don't know about bikini's but in heaven there is no beer, that's why we drink it here.
     
  7. Seth Bullock

    Seth Bullock Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I think there are bikinis and beer in heaven. It's heaven, isn't it? :wink: :beer:

    And, :fishing:
     
  8. Mr_Truth

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    I see nothing in the Bible that says bikinis are not allowed in Heaven.
     
  9. RPA1

    RPA1 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    If heaven is truly constant bliss, then it would never get old.
     
  10. yguy

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    The similarity between such thinking and that of Islamic terrorists should not go unmarked.
     
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    RPA1 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Yes....But, no one really knows. You don't know and neither do I. Yet I am not telling YOU that your perspective is that of a terrorist yet you somehow feel smug enough to try to somehow ham-handedly try to tie MY COMMENTS to ME terrorists. I never even brought up 'Islamic terrorists' YOU did. You have some kind of axe to grind. Go grind it somewhere else will ya?
     
  12. yguy

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    Know what?

    Right neighborly of you, I'm sure - though what that has to do with anything I said is a mystery.

    You may rest assured that smugness has nothing to do with it, and that there is nothing ham-handed about it.

    And for good reason, your aversion even to the thought of hearing it notwithstanding.
     
  13. RPA1

    RPA1 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    You said: The similarity between such thinking and that of Islamic terrorists should not go unmarked. As and answer to my post where I wrote: If heaven is truly constant bliss, then it would never get old.

    WTF do you think you were implying?


    You will pardon me if I am NOT 'rest assured' about ANYTHING that you post based on your past posts.

    Hearing WHAT? What is it that you THINK I am adverse to hearing?
     
  14. yguy

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    The reason Islamic terrorists have such an affinity for a conception of Heaven which is so similar to your own.
     
  15. RPA1

    RPA1 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I never told you what I believe.
     
  16. yguy

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    If you don't believe "Heaven should be a constant orgasm[]", one cannot help but wonder why you said it.
     
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    It was a theoretical discussion...I never said I believed in constant orgasms in heaven...Chill out...get a life.
     
  18. DoctorWho

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    You all have pis poor reading comprehension, there is no male or female, gender in Heaven, it's all one, spirits /souls, no bikinis or sex, no nothing.
     
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    Had the idea been advanced that Heaven should cater to the desires of pedophiles, I hardly think it would have been rendered benign by virtue of its presence in a theoretical discussion.

    Your Clintonian parsing aside, what you said was plenty creepy.
     
  20. RPA1

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    Frankly, you continuing this fantasy of yours is pretty creepy. Bye.
     
  21. yguy

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    Certainly that's one way of looking at it; but alas, such a view says nothing complimentary about the beholder.
     
  22. ChrisL

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    That's what I would think too. The concept of Heaven, as explained by religious conservatives, really doesn't make much sense to me when I think about it on any kind of intellectual level. If there is a god, I don't think it is how the Bible describes it.
     
  23. danielpalos

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    What about, "Purgatory". If you have to put the time in, anyway?
     
  24. Texan

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    I suspect that Heaven will be in many ways like the Garden of Eden before the fall of man. Being naked was no big thing. I don't know if we will be expected to get married and "be fruitful and multiply".

    I think we will all have jobs and responsibilities. Where you end up working in Heaven will be determined by how you live this life. None of Heaven will suck. We will have perfect, pain free, health for eternity. I'd get pretty bored just sitting on a cloud and playing a harp.
     
  25. ChrisL

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    Honestly, I really don't believe in Heaven. The concept makes no sense and is waaaay far fetched. :)

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