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  1. Liberty Monkey

    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Because it's a better film than Deep Impact ;)





    Not crying....
     
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    Liberty Monkey, Aug 19, 2018
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    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    That's more like it! lol
     
    cerberus, Aug 19, 2018
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  3. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    That is what always happens in a democracy - The governments put themselves in debt and then our childrens' childrens' childrens' children have to pay for it. It is absolutely wasteful and capital destroying and has zero to do with "Democrats vs Republicans" and everything to do with big government and The Fed.

    Ask your priest.

    As much as he could.
     
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    Ritter, Aug 19, 2018
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  4. Mr_Truth

    Mr_Truth Well-Known Member

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    Aha! The expert has been stumped!!
     
    Mr_Truth, Aug 19, 2018
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  5. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    By no means.
     
    Ritter, Aug 19, 2018
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    Not so fast bon ami. You still haven't answered my question about Trump's number amounting to 666 so often.

    I await the Expert's reply. ;)
     
    Mr_Truth, Aug 19, 2018
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  7. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    I have answered it by forwarding you to the proper instution to handle that type of question. And if you are not religious, you may look into seeking help at the atheist equivalence, namely a therapist. :D
     
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    Ritter, Aug 19, 2018
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  8. Mr_Truth

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    thanks for admitting you have been stumped ;)
     
    Mr_Truth, Aug 20, 2018
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    What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?
     
    vman12, Aug 20, 2018
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  10. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    Close to one Binladen. :)
     
    Ritter, Aug 20, 2018
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    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    I did answer your question though, did I not?
     
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    Ritter, Aug 20, 2018
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    Nonnie, Aug 20, 2018
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    Sallyally, Aug 20, 2018
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    What's the square root of 7,621,433,901,715,200,454, 200,792,533.03789 ?
     
    APACHERAT, Aug 20, 2018
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  15. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    F*ck you. :D
     
    Ritter, Aug 20, 2018
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    I tried using my computer to get the answer and it crashed.
     
    APACHERAT, Aug 20, 2018
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    If you travel in One Direction Forever will you run out of stuff to pass by?
     
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    Should I make an art film called Burqa Bukkakkee?
     
    Liberty Monkey, Aug 21, 2018
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    Is the new Terminator film going to be crap? Or really really crap?
    Terminator-Feminist-734x310.jpg
     
    Liberty Monkey, Aug 21, 2018
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Do you actually believe that news not promoting the President is Fake?
     
    tecoyah, Aug 21, 2018
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    If I say that I am a consistent liar, someone who always, invariably, lies, can I be telling the truth?
     
    Doug1943, Aug 21, 2018
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  22. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    Not if you go upwards, towards eternity and beyond.

    Only if the cast is in it voluntarily.


    Complete sh-tfest.

    Let's move on to a real question. You are fake news! :D


    Yes. But, only in that particular situation were you confess being a consistent liar.
     
    Ritter, Aug 21, 2018
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I'll take that as a yes.
     
    tecoyah, Aug 21, 2018
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    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    B*tch, I am neither American nor Republican. I simply couldn't care less about the POTUS or what mainstream media writes about him.
     
    Ritter, Aug 21, 2018
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    87,300,824,175,463.54673246461168053864 Obviously
     
    Liberty Monkey, Aug 21, 2018
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