Barnaby Just Can't Seem To Help Himself

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  1. LeftRightLeft

    LeftRightLeft Well-Known Member

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    Dad is sitting in the bar, Dave walks in and sits next to Dad. Dave is stark naked. "Dave, what are you doing here, this is your wedding night, where's Mable?" Asks Dad.

    Dave smiles, "It's alright Mabel told me to come here."

    Dad says "What do you mean, what happened?

    " Well" said Dave shyly, "She asked me to take all me clothes off, then she took all her clothes off, then she lay spread eagled on the bed."

    Dad says " Yes yes go on"

    "Well" said Dave, "Then she said 'Go to town' and here I am."
     
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    That's very funny.
     
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