Behaviours that annoy you

ALL neglectful parents are a pain in the behind, in public places. I've had to 'rescue' so many kids over the years ... whose profoundly lazy and irresponsible parents were too busy pretending they don't have kids, to keep them safe themselves.

 

People who are always late. Their arrogance and sense of entitlement is off the charts, though most of us don't like to admit that about that someone we know - who thinks no one else's stuff is ever as important as theirs.

 

Fúck no! How I wish to hell I could be cured of this shít. Why the hell would anyone do anything like that voluntarily???

 

I agree to a point. Saying "yes" doesn't bother me or even "understatement" but "Oh my God" at the beginning, middle, and ending of every sentence irritates the hell out of me. Also "liksom" ('like') and "jag bara ....." (no translation) makes me want to slap them.

 

You're asking the wrong person. Let's face it - you don't have to do it; it's perfectly easy to stifle a sneeze.

 

You don't know squat.

A few years ago I sneezed in my sleep and crashed my foot against the friggin wall. BIG foot ache followed. Too bad it didn't happen to you or you'd take that back in a half second.

 

There-there!

 

You misspelled the word “fůck”.

 

To get round the censorship, ficking canting boostards.

 

People on escalators,usually women,who get off and stand still discussing where to go next,and block every body else getting off.They always seem surprised when told to get out of the way.

 

I seriously haven't laughed so hard reading a post. This is so true

 

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And speaking of night time noises, a few years back we had a neighbor who blew thunder like farts in his sleep. Geeesh.

 

"Coupon Cretins"

Don't forget the ones with those damn coupons that are either for the wrong store or have expired & then they have to argue about each damn coupon.
I once gave a particularly vexing old geezer a $10- bill for her $4.47 worth of old coupons just to get the grocery store line moving.

 

There is no English word for it, but, what we call fjortis is an annoying bunch of turds:

 

Happens often, but mostly when I'm in a rush. The person ahead of me at a convenience store hasn't decided which lottery tickets they want, and slowly talks about whether they have won or lost on each of the available tickets while I wait. When they finally decide what they want, there is another few minutes of telling the cashier "no, not that one, the one next to it---no, down one row and over"

 

Anyone mentioned people who talk openly and detailedly about their sex life? Not only is it vulgar, inappropriate and rude, but also is it completely unintetesting. Trash of the universe.

Guys who text like girls. There is one particular friend of mine who just cannot send a direct and substantial text message. It is always some form of "cue" or "poke" or whatever-the-heck-you-call-it with the goal of making me take initiative. Ffs, if you wanna meet then tell me it right away.

Oooh and also do I hate grown men who wear their pants sagging, showing off their underwear - Pull'em up and tuck in your shirt, you degenerated bag of puke!

 

Sounds like our 'Bogans'.

And interestingly, our moneyed Bogans are very often worse than the working class variety.

 

But Alan Bond won the Americas cup for us.

 

Complaint threads.

 

I regard Mr Bond and his kin as rednecks, not Bogans. I don't mind rednecks. They're honest about what and who they are, or simply don't know or care that there are alternatives, and so never have any sense that they're 'wrong'.

Bogans, to me, are middle class and above suburbanites (and a suburbanite can live in the inner city .. it's more a state of mind, than a location) who have a painfully insular perspective. You find them living near beaches, in expensive inner city apartments and terrace houses, and occasionally in outer working class suburbs in big houses.

 

Interesting definitions. The difference is where they live?

 

I said it's NOT about where they live. It's a mindset, rather than an address. Though if I were to single out a particular geographical location which always seems to go with Boganry, it'd be anywhere beachy. Even the most expensive, inner city, beach side suburbs are crawling with ultra white (racially speaking) but sunblasted rich young mums and their polo shirt clad blokes. Doesn't matter how hard they try to do hip cafes etc, they still end up being repositories for a kind of 'concentrate' of WASPY suburbanism. My kids call them "Beach Bogans"

 

This is from an Aust tv show which you might find funny.

 

Annoying behavior? The penchant for people to blindly believe things they hear based on not an attempt to discern fact from fiction but confirmation bias.

 

My definitions of bogan are; holidaying in Bali, flannel shirts and Blunnies, excess alcohol intake and living in Narre Warren or Caroline Springs.