Believers finally have an opportunity to connect directly with God.

All you need to do is to go to your favorite packed church services and many will connect with God.

 

Use the Christian health care plan.

 

Right. "I'm protected by the blood of Jesis!!!!!"

https://bossip.com/1869540/4-family...ed-of-coronavirus-diagnosed-with-coronavirus/

https://www.christianpost.com/news/...-infection-so-he-could-get-a-little-rest.html

https://www.abc10.com/article/news/...urch/103-96db2e21-5eaf-4ebf-8643-4c4aa8c65b6e

Gee gosh! God doesn't seem to care about the virus or the deaths of his flock!

More likely there is no god to care in the first place.

 

Some people are so gullible it is pathetic. Well, that is three fewer.

 

jesus christ, the headline of that second link is hilarious, Kode.

The ****ing delusional moron actually thought his alleged god allowed him to get infected so that he could get some rest???

LMAO

Some of these believers are even dumber than they appear...

 

God works in mysterious ways.

 

Yup. There's ALWAYS an answer. THAT one is the catch-all.