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Bizarre accident what would you say?

Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by Bowerbird, Sep 12, 2019.

  1. Bowerbird

    Bowerbird Well-Known Member

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    Bowerbird, Sep 12, 2019
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    Am I the fallee or the faller?
    Scenario A: Guy lands in my lap I'd say "Thanks pal. I needed that extra push but if you were in that big a hurry just knock."
    Scenario B: Cute woman lands in my lap I'd say "Thank you God. Could you wiggle that around some more while you're here?"
    Scenario C: I land in someone else's lap I'd shout "FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE CALL AN AMBULANCE."
     
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  3. Capt Nice

    Capt Nice Well-Known Member

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    Oooops. How they hangin'?
     
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