God asks Bush Jr. "And my son, what do you believe in?" Bush replies, "I believe in a strong America, the nation, and free trade." God says, "Good my son, come to my right." God asks Obama, "And what do you believe in my son?" Obama replies: "I believe in democracy, the fight against poverty and world peace." God says, "Nice son, come to my left." God asks Trump: "And what do you believe in my son?" Trump replies: "I believe you're outrageously sitting on my chair!"
