China wages war on funeral strippers

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  1. Zorro

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    China has launched its latest crackdown against a phenomenon which just won't seem to die in rural areas - funeral strippers.

    The Ministry of Culture said last month that it was targeting "striptease" and other "obscene, pornographic, and vulgar performances" at funerals, weddings and traditional Chinese New Year public gatherings.

    The war on strippers at funerals has been a long one for China. Authorities first began clamping down on "obscene" performances in 2006 and launched a second campaign in 2015
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    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/02/20/china-wages-war-funeral-strippers/

    So it’s official: Commies ruin everything.

    Rural China believes that bigger attendances at funerals help to honor the dead and bring them good fortune and the erotic shows pay tribute to fertility.

    It's a worship of reproduction, the erotic performance at the funeral is just a cultural atavism. But, when a small cabal exercise top down control of the masses, individual self-expression is prevented.

    Iowahawk tweets, “Oh great, now I have to go and completely update my funeral arrangements.”
     
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    Strippers? At funerals? I can't even wrap my head around that enough to come up with a reply, LOL...
     
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    This can't be serious.
     
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    I hate going to funerals. I could change.
     
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    Social conservatives ruin everything.

    Fixed it for you.
     
  6. Zorro

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    Commies run China.
     
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    Wheres the closest chinese funeral?

    They have a open bar, right?
     
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    That is an interesting custom. I must admit it would make going to funeral more interesting.
     
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    I just changed my will.

    I want two strippers dyking it out on my casket.
     
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    Who here hasn't been at a funeral and thought "wheres the strippers"?
     
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    Social conservatives run China.

    Do you think they are mutually exclusive?
     
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    Why is this a big deal? You mean you guys haven't had a funeral ceremony at the local Hooters?
     
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    Commies run China. "Conservatives" in China conserve Communism, Silly!
     
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    What better way to console yourself over the loss of a loved one than to have a little fun and lighten the mood...
     
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    Progressives don't know their a$$ from their elbow.
     
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    Social conservatives run China. They are even further Right than most mainstream Republicans.
     
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    The Chinese government is hardly Progressive. Take a look sometime at their policies regarding gays, pornography, art censorship, etc. They are social conservatives.
     
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    stripping at funerals is communist praxis and the chinese communist party are revisionists for attacking rather than valorizing the recreation of the common man
     
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    Is it considered bad form to slip a dollar into a strippers g-string while she's dancing on top of the coffin?
     
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    Commies run China. Main stream Republicans support American Constitutional Liberal Democracy.
     
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    Same here. This is one of the few times in my life I couldn't think of something to say.
     
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    The protective groups no longer are protective groups once liberals/progressive achieve political power.
     
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    Do they have a Champagne Room at these funerals?
     
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    Why not?
     
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