Coronavirus Stay-At-Home, Quarantine Photos/Cartoons/Memes

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    If I refuse to shake your hand it's not because of the Wuhan virus. It's because you may have run out of toilet paper.


    Smell my finger!
     
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    .Newly released quarantine calendar

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    virus.jpg

    ^ That's one strain of the virus I would look forward to catching. whistle.gif
     
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    socialdistance.jpeg
    Something tells me cutting in line will get you killed now. At the very least arrested for violating the 6 foot rule.
     
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    Given Mrs. BB's cooking skills I'm thinking about getting the virus just so I can lose my senses of smell & taste. :(

    (And the sight ain't pretty either. :( )
     
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    A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
    "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
    He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
    Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
    pulls back the covers.
    She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
    She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
    The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
    "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
    very, closely:
    "Are - my - test - results - back?"
     
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    It was weird walking into a store today with a mask on my face.

    I haven't done that since a series of armed robberies in the late 1980's.
     
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