Coronavirus Stay-At-Home, Quarantine Photos/Cartoons/Memes

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    Ahhhh . . . the good ol' days. It seems like only yesterday.
     
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    Karen didn’t need toilet paper. Karen has different priorities. Karen will be enjoying some quiet time. Do not disturb Karen during social distancing.
     
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    conversation with my teenage daughter a bit ago, highlighting the dangers of too much isolation...
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    From an anonymous UPS delivery driver...
    5 types of customers since the “rona”:
    1) Steve:
    He has been waiting for this moment his whole life. He has been drinking boilermakers since 10:00 am in his recliner and his AR is within arms reach. He has 6 months provisions in the basement and a bug out bag due west buried in the woods. Steve demands a handshake as I give him his package. He’s sizing me up as I deliver his ammo.
    Steve will survive this, and he will kill you if he needs to.
    2) Brad:
    He is standing at his window wearing skinny jeans and a Patagonia t-shirt. He is mad because there were no organic tomatoes at Whole Foods today. He points at the ground where he has taped a 6 ft no go zone line from his porch. I leave his case of Fuji water, organic granola bites, and his new “Bernie Bro” hat at the tape.
    Brad will not survive.
    Steve will probably eat him.
    3) Nancy:
    She has sprayed everything with Thieves oil. Bought all the Clorox wipes, hand sanitizer, toilet paper, meat, and bread from the local grocery chain. She has quarantined her kids and sprays them with a mixture of thieves, lavender, & mint essential oils daily. She has posted every link known to man about “The Rona” on her social media. She will spray you if you break the 6 ft rule. I will leave her yet another case of toilet paper.
    She will last longer than Brad, but not Steve.
    4) Karen:
    She has called everybody and read them the latest news on “The Rona”. She asked for the manager at Food Lion, Walmart, Publix, McDonalds, Chi-Fil-A, and Vons all before noon demanding more toilet paper. Karen’s kids are currently faking “The Rona” to avoid her. I’m delivering “Hello kitchen” to her.
    Karen will not survive longer than Brad.
    5) Mary:
    Is sitting in the swing watching her kids have a water balloon fight in the front yard as she is on her fourth glass of wine. She went to the store and bought 2 cases of pop tarts, 6 boxes of cereal, 8 bags of pizza rolls, And a 6 roll pack of toilet paper. There is a playlist of Bob Marley, Pink Floyd, and Post Malone playing in the background. I’m bringing her second shipment of 15 bottles of wine in 3 days.
    Mary will survive and marry Steve.
    Together they will repopulate the earth.
     
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    When things get real:

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    Happy Easter everyone
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    Vickie L**** (from Facebook)

    Well, I'm in the Hospital

    This AM was not a good morning. Just after spending the last two weeks cooped up inside, I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done in many years. It turned out to be a big mistake!

    I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off, but caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. It just wouldn't stop.

    Thankfully the manager at Walmart came out and unplugged the machine. He actually had the nerve to take the rest of my change so I wouldn't try to ride the Elephant...

    How many of you actually read what I wrote? If you did, copy and paste for someone else to get a laugh! People need to laugh more, quit being so negative in life.... lol - Have a great day and celebrate being alive! Be careful, be safe and be happy.
     
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    ❓Are you really hungry - or just bored...
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    Would that he were alive today to see the super immune from his generation dropping like flies to covid-19.
     
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