Evangelicals be like:

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    The Bible according to trump: Turn the other cheek right after you beat the crap out of 'em. And don't worry, I'll pay the legal bills.
     
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    The Bible according to trump:

    1 Timothy 2:11-15
    Let a woman learn quietly with all submissiveness. I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet. For Adam was formed first, then Eve; and Adam was not deceived, but the woman was deceived and became a transgressor. Yet she will be saved through childbearing—if they continue in faith and love and holiness, with self-control.

    Titus 2:3-5
    Older women likewise are to be reverent in behavior, not slanderers or slaves to much wine. They are to teach what is good, and so train the young women to love their husbands and children, to be self-controlled, pure, working at home, kind, and submissive to their own husbands, that the word of God may not be reviled.

    Proverbs 14:1
    The wisest of women builds her house, but folly with her own hands tears it down.

    1 Timothy 2:11-12
    Let a woman learn quietly with all submissiveness. I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet.

    Proverbs 21:9
    It is better to live in a corner of the housetop than in a house shared with a quarrelsome wife.

    1 Corinthians 14:34-35
    The women should keep silent in the churches. For they are not permitted to speak, but should be in submission, as the Law also says. If there is anything they desire to learn, let them ask their husbands at home. For it is shameful for a woman to speak in church.

    Oh, wait, that is actually from the bible. :D
     
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    :roflol: oh this is perfect...
     
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