Everything you wanted to know about Moderators, but were afraid to ask!

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  1. Doug_yvr

    Doug_yvr Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Deckel Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I have always suspected that they danced naked around a dead tree stump at midnight sacrificing goldfish crackers to their vegan God on the night of the full moon. I am glad the NYT's has verified that.
     
  3. Doug_yvr

    Doug_yvr Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Not at midnight - their Moms won't let them stay up that late. And those goldfish crackers hated freedom.
     
  4. MrNick

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    I'm not a mod here, but you're pretty accurate sans the goldfish.
     
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    Deckel Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Fine, then the moderators stay up until 10 punishing the world until Zayn Malik reunites with One Direction, which could happen any given second of any given day based on the twitter trends of late.
     
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    Troianii Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Haha, you think we sacrifice goldfish crackers!? Hah! What deity would want goldfish crackers? Obviously we only sacrifice the finest food - white cheddar cheez-its.
     
  7. Doug_yvr

    Doug_yvr Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Word on the street is that Zayn Malik is in queue to run for the GOP nomination. Goldfish Crackers are also considering tossing their hats in the ring.
     
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    Deckel Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I'd vote for Zayne Malik. At least when people are standing around DC screaming, I will know that it won't affect me in anyway no matter who wins. I think the Goldfish are waiting until 2020 because they want to focus on Marriage Equality for Koi while the iron is hot.
     
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    That would explain why they need so many donations, they have to buy the cheez its to sacrifice it to their vegan gods.
     
  10. Doug_yvr

    Doug_yvr Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Goldfish can't seem to find their birth certificates.
     
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    Prunepicker Well-Known Member

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    Is this supposed to be about moderators on forums?
     
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    Deckel Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Long Join Silvers will still hire them as day workers
     
  13. MRogersNhood

    MRogersNhood Banned

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    Title says: "Moderators on forums"
    Forum(s) as in plural.All I read in the article is Reddit.
     
  14. Doug_yvr

    Doug_yvr Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    The word "forums" isn't in the title at all.
     
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    MRogersNhood Banned

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    I guess that =Post FAIL. :hiding:
     
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Uh....we ALWAYS used the goldfish.
     
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    Sir Thaddeus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    They forgot where they left them....heyooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
     
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    Cubed Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Why would I sacrifice my pet goldfish? He's great. Just sits there, in a bag with all his friends.

    Personally, it's slightly different for Canadian Mods. We dance around a maple tree, bathing in the syrup and praying to our almighty Gods, Moose and Squirrel.

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    All Hail!!
     
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    Are we even allowed to discuss the board moderation here?
     
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Never a good Idea.
     
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    We aren't allowed to attack or 'call out' administrators on this forum.
     

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