Get 'em while their hot: Superbowl tickets!!!

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  1. HereWeGoAgain

    HereWeGoAgain Well-Known Member

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    Correction: they're hot. :rolleyes:

    You can get tickets for the amazingly low price of only $6000 each. The average price is $8000 and you can pay as much as $70,000 if you really want to feel special.

    Yes, you can pay the average low price of only $8000 to fight traffic, stand in line, sit in the winter weather, struggle to see the game, eat seriously overpriced bad food, and only see a fraction of what you see on TV for free.
     
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    FACT: Nose bleed seats are as little as $4550., and Sunday's forecast here in So Flo is partly cloudy & a hi of 72.
    The nightlife on South Beach is wild, and food down here is AWESOME, but I do admit to it being pricey. There's an Italian restaurant down the street from me that sends out coupons for $35. off dinner that averages about $150 w/o drinks for two. :banana:

    Here in Boca Raton our parking meters only take Krugerrands, and the homeless guy will only wear Armani.

    So, yeah, it's a bit 'spensive living here.
     
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    HereWeGoAgain Well-Known Member

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    I heard it reported that the cheapest seats were 6K

    Haha, I didn't even know it was in Florida. Even worse!!! It's Florida, where the mosquitoes are the size of birds; you grow toxic mold between your toes, and it is 100 degrees F when it rains.
     
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    True. Mosquitoes are our state bird, and mildew is our state flower.
     
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    Uncle Ferd'll sell `em tickets...

    ...m fer $9.99 a piece!
     
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