Giuliani says he's willing to go to jail but...(his jailers) will suffer 'consequences in Heaven

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FULL TITLE: Giuliani says he's willing to go to jail but those who put him there will have to suffer 'consequences in heaven'

I wonder if Trump has paid Rudy anything yet. If not, maybe Rudy can claim there was no attorney-client relationship.

I doubt Orange Jesus would be willing to go to jail for Rudy. Why would he be loyal to someone whose relationships are always one-sided (and about him).

Do you think Rudy will go to jail? Do you think they will let him have shoe polish to dye his hair every month?

What do you think about Rudy pulling the "Heaven card"?

 

I have no idea if he'll go to jail, but I had to laugh 20 minutes ago when I got this EMAIL in my old In-Box, that I check a couple of times a week. Somehow, it's been hijacked by the GQP, which is funny because I'm the last person on earth who gives a crap about any of em...



Uh..... Rudy?? I'm rooting HARD for the Deep State here..... Most of us are...

Let's see... We have regular font, Italics (like), Bold, Underline, and Blue/Underline..... LMAO....

But he did learn from the master grifter.... When the chips are down.... try and take their chips....

 

I wonder if Orange Jesus has some kind of magic powers. Wasn't there a point late last year when he gave Rudy the silent treatment and refused to pay him? Why would he do anything for Orange Jesus after that? Either Orange Jesus has dirt on everybody in his circle or some kind of Voodoo skills. Us sane people would cross the street upon seeing him approach. I guess Rudy has to keep his horse hitched to him now. He's a pariah.

P.S. The property manager of my building LOVES enhanced text. EVERYTHING gets centered, bolded, underlined, different types and sizes of fonts and goes on and on. I bet she is single-handedly is responsible for the murder of a billion trees. I never know what they're about. I shred them. I'm not giving myself a migraine trying to read through all those fonts and jazz. P.S. She's a really bad speller too which just made it funnier back when I read her novellas.

 

It is insane to me that trumps cult chose him as their leader. He isn’t charismatic, articulate, educated, attractive — his success came from inherited ventures and shady deals (or outright theft or embezzlement. Placed against the stock market he would be deemed a business failure.

He is an incompetent obese moron that has to pay people to have sex with him yet the right adore him. The embodiment of the seven deadly sins yet evangelicals worship him.

That is what has made this all so… strange.

It seems like the reason many of them love him is because he hates the same people they do but I refuse to believe that such a sizable portion of America is so evil.

 

He's good at...um, wait...there's that time he...I got nothing.

 

Not too bad because he is saying his accusers will be in heaven, where I'm damned sure Rudy will not be.

 

Wow. Some major hate up in here

Rudy’s only crime was “lawyering while Republican”

 

In the wise words of Alucard, "is it racist to say it sounds better in arabic"?

 

That's how Saul Goodman described the rule but that isn't how it works in real life. You don't need an exchange of money for there to be an attorney-client relationship.

 

I am not sure that Rudy will go to jail but it sure would be a hoot seeing a smug little prick like him being loaded into a van in an orange jumpsuit with his hands and legs cuffed.

 

Looks like Rudy himself definitely understands that he's going to jail.

I think he's going to jail. There are some who might get away with their crimes. But I doubt Rudy would be one of them. And this is bad news for Trump.

However, I'm still on the fence as to whether or not there is some "presidential pardon" stashed away somewhere.

 

Is that "fund" the same one Trump's been using to pay his own expenses and not to fund audits or otherwise challenge the 2020 election results?

 

Slightly less embarrassing than trying to pull out his dick for an underage girl in Borat.

 

Seriously? I was JUST starting to get that visual out of my head. Ugh. Just ugh.

 

Rudy doesn't have Trump's slipperiness. Somebody posted yesterday that he has a fund going to help with his legal defense. I remember a time when grown men paid their way and weren't panhandling (electronically or otherwise).

What's your idea on hidden pardons? My understanding is that they can't be granted for FUTURE charges so there shouldn't be anything out there that gets any of these grifters a "Get out of jail free" card.

 

Probably not.... All the grifters want their own fund.... and all the griftees don't mind donating....

The Rudy Giuliani Freedom Fund.... Ask for it by name....

 

When that happens the rest of the celebrated heroes of the DOJ had better start putting criminal defense lawyers on retainer - stat.

 

Is there a Lock Up Crazy Rudy Fund I can give to instead?

 

Start one. I'll donate.

 

My understanding is that he is being investigated for actions committed while Trump was President. If he committed any crimes after that, they would definitely not be protected by any pardon. If such pardon exists. I'm just speculating about it's existence.

 

I can't. I'm too damned honest to set up some PAC or other thing to take people's money for a political cause. That's one reason I'll forever be poor, I guess.

 

Same here. It takes a certain kind of snake to con people and I can't believe so many want him back.

 

Rudy could have just rested on his laurels and book money but no, he got grifted by the biggest conman ever ... greed or stupidity? ...

 

Both?

 

It's probably not greed. Trump doesn't pay his debts.