How many sexual partners have you had?

It went on like that for a few games and we were just performing at maybe 60% and it was 2 games all and it was my serve at the beginning of the 5th game.

 

She looks at me and say's....and this place has a nice bar and restaurant inside it.....she say's....."I am getting hungry. How about the loser of the set buy's the other lunch?"shrimp

I say..."OK but for LUNCH AND A BEER I AM GOING TO STOP HOLDING BACK!!"

She say's....."Go ahead PRINCESS!!! I want the Crab Cakes and the smlal steak!"

 

I said FINE!!

So I opened up on her......big time!!

Won that game as it was my serve she got no points on that game.

So it's me up 3-2......she loses again on her serve....me up 4-2.........she loses again on my serve...I am up 5-2.

NOW SHE STARTS TAUNTING ME!! LOL!!

 

Starts telling me how much she enjoys getting up the hopes of LITTLE BOYS before she CRUSHES THEM and tells me she will not lose another game!!

Her serve......she slams one in and she is up 15 Love.
She serves.....I just get to it but it's out.....she is up 30 Love.
Again I just miss getting to it......She is up 40 Love.

So I say to her....."OK....I will tell you what.......Let's pretend this is the end of the game and you are up 40 Love so I will allow you to win the match and I will buy you whatever you want if you win the next point ON YOUR SERVE......BUT.....if I come back from YOU being up 40 Love and I win this game....."YOU have to go upstairs with me and we will have drinks and meals and I will BUY BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO SIT ON MY LAP THE WHOLE TIME AND CALL ME DADDY!!"

 

So she thinks about it....she has be opening up.....she is up 40 love.....she wins one point I pay....but she say's to me....OK DEAL BUT.......YOU have to hold my PURSE when we walk into the bar and you have to call me MOMMY!"

I SAID DEAL!!

I won!! LOL!!

She NEVER EVER TALKED TO ME AGAIN AFTER THAT!!

SORE LOSER!!

 

Above Alpha lost a date? That is so BelowBeta.

 

Or a monkey

 

That notion is part of the philosophical and moral/spiritual journey I've had to take.

 

Oh gosh I havnt thought of this thread OP for a long time. I think being beyond happily married to a stunningly beautiful woman better than me in every way made me honestly forget there were others.

But ah I worked as a cooler or bartender all through college and there's a reason it took me 6 years to graduate with my BS.

Ah hmm I will conservatively put my number at 75. It was never a conscious effort but if anyone has ever worked in the night life.. Every day is Friday and sex is just a natural progression from one good time to another.

No children unfortunately.

 

Are you sure?

 

Does my left hand count as a partner ?
And if Porn videos count as a partner for a release then hell, I've had millions of partners. Never done a donkey though . But I have stuck a up my butt. I've never opened wide for anyone. I have stuck my in a . I keep my clean in case a wants to me.
But before I do, I and masturbate so I don't to quickly. Then afterwards if she starts talking about I tell her . Here's $20. for a cab call me when you turn 21. Now piss on you I'm going

 

But really less than 10. Maybe i'm doing it wrong. Putting it in the wrong .

 

i am a god fearing christian and technically fornicated once in the flesh, but had countless sinful sexual partners on the computer and in my mind if that counts.

 

Around 10. Aged 47.

 

Why sex is Sacred....