What Canada means to 'Murikans: I dunno -- it's just there. How about that tree stump in the backyard? I dunno, it's just there.
Unless you live in the south. Then calling someone a "Yank"is an insult. All I know about Canada is it is cold and they have a lot of good fishing. I would love to visit and catch some fish. In the summer of course!
could well foster better relations if they would acknowledge and accept their blame. Something Nazi Germany never did either. Be careful. The person next to you could be one of them, ! I have it on good authority none pose as moderators to this Board. Consider their good neighbor policy and the drought in . They would rather let their excess fresh water run into the oceans in the hope of turning off the Oceanic Thermal Conveyor than flow it to thirsty That Fresh Water is ours by Manifest Destiny. Lordly positioned there for times such as now. All Americans really need to know is how they pay for via taxes. Similar to the Kingdom of Hawai'i becoming a territory, it is time to deal with the ramora of America. Remember Louis Riel ! If you don't, click on the link. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Riel Moi r > g View attachment 29284 It is our fresh water ! And shale oil too
Witness On this Board, is tucked away under "Other". What does that tell you? Listen to a Reagan speech about his belief in the Lord's plan for a great and free land protected by two vast oceans. It's ours to loose ! Besides carrying our load, we carry 's too. How about One Great and Free Land protected by two vast oceans. View attachment 29297 If we aren't the only Americans in North American, we should be. It was planned that way. Moi r > g No
We must protect ourselves from the ravenous Canadian horde. Unless we want to see dog sleds in downtown LA and red coated Mounties trampling our grandmothers with their fire-breathing steeds, we must carpet-bomb Canada from coast to coast. From the rubble and ashes we can build a new nation dedicated to Me. Defense is a wonderful thing. We won't be safe until we rule the world and begin to colonize Mars. Meanwhile, dream of the day when in every village of China and India there's an a cappella chorus singing "I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy."
What do you mean "steal"? Great Gawd Amighty has given all these lands to us. I don't insist the current inhabitants of Canada and Mexico relocate. I'm not heartless. Just let them pay us a fair rent.
I'm not a religious fanatic. I'm just someone who knows God has initialed the memo saying I should get everything I want. You must have got another memo, so who's the fanatic? P.S. You sound serious. I hope you realize this is all in fun. I don't need God to approve my greed. I just take what I want.
We are Canada. Fear us for we are immune to inclimate weather. 90 percent of our population is amased on our shared border, coincidence? Hah think again! We have endless supplies of donuts and timber. We will build catapults and launch donuts at you effectively rendering your police and military forces useless and obese! We shall conquer..or concur whichever is the easier option.
I doubt it. The invasion will be a polite invasion. Blending into the American population taking positions of power such as newscasters or SNL or even the President of the . Pretty soon the American dictionary will be publishing lots and lots of unnatural "u" 's. Awareness of what is going on is first duty. Agree about the strategic placement of the population along the border. Moi r > g eh? View attachment 29463 Know The Enemy
We know now that as Americans busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinized and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinize the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. So Americans went to and fro over their bountiful nation about their little affairs, serene in the assurance of their dominion over this small spinning fragment of solar driftwood which by Manifest Destiny, America has inherited out of the dark mystery of Time and Space. Yet across an immense ethereal gulf at the 49th parallel vast, cool and unsympathetic Canadians, regarded this America with envious eyes and slowly and surely drew and implemented their plans against us. Sure enough. It won't end until we resolve to make it end Moi r > g View attachment 29752 Now more than ever.
We would be willing to call a truce if you give us Alaska, you can keep the oil, we have more than enough in the oil sands. Alaska is bad ass and after my recent trip there many Americans told me they like Canadians more anyways. If you want Quebec we could probably make a deal?
The Frenchies No Way, Jacque BTW how's your representation of Pollo Loco, Taco Bell, Del Taco type cuisine ? Moi's Latest solution - Invert Moi r > g View attachment 29813
