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I just pulled off the greatest shot in paintball history

Discussion in 'Other Off-Topic Chat' started by Panzerkampfwagen, Dec 2, 2011.

  1. Panzerkampfwagen

    Panzerkampfwagen New Member

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    It was just me and this other guy left on our respective teams and I thought he was still in front of me but he'd worked his way behind me and the first I knew of this was when paint started hitting the bunker I thought I was behind. Knowing I didn't have time to turn around and shoot I, using just my right hand, turned the marker so it was under my left armpit (so it was facing backwards) and fired, hitting him in the middle of the chest for the (*)(*)(*)(*)ing win.

    Booya, I am a paintball god!:gun:
     
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    Bowerbird Well-Known Member

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    Good for you! We were laughing yesterday at one of the local up here who has a vendetta on in relation to the bats that are roosting in the local cemetery (they are desecrating graves) so apparently among the things he has tried is paintball guns!! Now we have coloured bats!!
     
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    Panzerkampfwagen New Member

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    Which state is this? In QLD firing a paintball marker outside of a registered field is up to 5 years in prison.


    Edit - Your QLD flag didn't load the first time. He'd better be careful.
     
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    I call hax.
     
  5. Bowerbird

    Bowerbird Well-Known Member

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    He doesn't care he is 85 and feisty - I think the police are just keeping and eye out in case
     
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    Angedras New Member

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    LOL

    And 85 years old to boot! I think it's great!
     
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    Congrats on the win Panzer. Sounds like a pretty cool shot. :thumbsup:
     
  8. Panzerkampfwagen

    Panzerkampfwagen New Member

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    Whenver I see the hero pull that type of shot off in a move I'm always like, "OMG! (*)(*)(*)(*)ING BULL(*)(*)(*)(*)!" and then I smash the TV with my remote in anger!
     
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    Hahaha, I understand perfectly. I shoot some myself, but not paintball.

    I have never played/shot paintball, but there is an indoor course just a few block from where I live. It is in a huge building (old warehouse), guessing probably 7 or 8K sq. m

    I had the opportunity to walk through one day, and was totally amazed. There is every conceivable obstacle, trap and lighting configuration. I'm sure it would be a blast for persons like yourself that know the rules. I have no idea what the cost is to play, but the place is almost always packed.

    Anyway, good luck with your winning streak. ;)

    Regards
     
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    You're joking, right? Tell me you're joking, no place could possibly be that anal...
     
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    kronikcope New Member

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    I was just thinking the same thing....And to think, I can shoot a .308 assault rifle in my backyard.
     
  12. Panzerkampfwagen

    Panzerkampfwagen New Member

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    I thought the .308 was a full size rifle cartridge?
     
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    kronikcope New Member

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    It is, if you want to get technical about it, as an "assault" rifle by definition has selective fire option and is an intermediate sized round. Point being, I can discharge a Bushmaster MOE .308, or pretty much any firearm that's not fully auto to my hearts content out back without a word being said to me. I can't imagine living in a place that took such an absurd stance on a paint ball gun, which is basically considered a toy around here.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Congrats. Nice shot.
     
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    Nice shootin Tex!

    Once in paintball, this one guy kept popping his head up and down from behind a rock like a yo-yo. I pulled off a shot when he started to pop back up and hit him square in the facemask. He never did that crap ever again.
     
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    EH, I could take ya. :twisted::twisted:

    :-D Well done sir, well done.
     
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    I am terrible at paintball, and getting hit stings like a mother feather.
     
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    Nice shot, but WTH? 5 years for shooting a paintball gun? How many years do you get for shooting a water pistol? 10?
     
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    but if you kill your bride on your honeymoon, you only get 18 months.
     
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    I have wanted to do paintball and airsoft.

    But there are so few people around that play.

    Meh.
     

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