If you could be the opposite sex for a night...

Ooooh I could taste Cherry Chapstick on a girl.

Well I have already but not from a guys perspective.

 

Blimey, if I suddenly inherited a pair of breasts and a vagina, I would never get out of bed. I would just play with them all night.

 

I just saw that episode of Black Mirror last night, so now I know more where the OP is coming from. That was an excellent episode by the way, but I think it's more of a parable on porn addiction than anything.

 

So your life wouldn't really be any different..?

 

participate...

 

imagine, if you will, that the mere thought of it would make it reality... ouch!!!

 

I laughed when the two main characters were talking and said something like, "What is it like having sex as a woman?" His buddy responded approximately "What we do is play the banjo. This is like a symphony orchestra!"



And I have worked very hard to master these controls.

The trick is knowing when to turn the red knob.

 

At least us guys that became a woman for the day will finally get to find out what's behind the meaning, "I'M FINE".

 

We already know that



Fine: This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use “fine” to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.

Five minutes: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it’s an even trade.

Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over “Nothing” and will end with the word “Fine”.

Go Ahead (normal eyebrows): This means “I give up” or “do what you want because I don’t care”. You will get a raised eyebrow “Go Ahead” in just a few minutes, followed by “Nothing” and “Fine” and she will talk to you in about “Five Minutes” when she cools off.

Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing”.

Nothing: This means something and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “Five Minutes” and end with the word “Fine”.

Oh: This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example; “Oh, let me get that”. Or, “Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night”. If she says “Oh” before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is “Fine” when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days. “Oh” as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get raised eyebrows “Go ahead” followed by acts so unspeakable that I can’t bring myself to write about them.

Please Do: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn’t get a “That’s Okay”.

Soft Sigh: Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. “Soft Sighs” are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.

Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you’re welcome.

Thanks A Lot: This is much different than “Thanks”. A woman will say, “Thanks A Lot” when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the “Loud Sigh”. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the “Loud Sigh”, as she will only tell you “Nothing.”

That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for what ever it is that you have done. “That’s Okay” is often used with the word “Fine” and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow “Go Ahead”. At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

 

I didn't get it. When they tried to kiss in real life was nothing there. I get the guy who played the guy in the same. I didn't get the guy who played the girl who was also straight.

 

Just a thought: Gay men have unrealistic expectations just like everyone else. So he was attracted to an idealized fantasy lover but a real man wasn't good enough?

One of the milestones in porn addiction is when straight men start watching gay porn. Porn addiction is all about seeking novelty. So some men end up getting stimulated by watching gay porn for the novelty [and the related chemical rush], even though they aren't attracted to men. Same thing?

 

Bruh. I don't trust myself with this kind of thing. I'm a bloody guy, and my libido is that of an average male.

However, if it did happen, and I changed to a woman for a night? Bloody hell would I go exploring. Finding weak spots, how to please properly, etc. Oh, and I'd definitely want to find out how an orgasm for a woman is like.

It's one thing to feel up someone else and see their reactions. It's another to feel it yourself.

 

I guess I would be a lesbian for a day.

Not that’s there’s anything wrong with that

 

I'm with you, so to speak... This gets complicated! How do you know the other woman isn't a man?

Two men having their first lesbian experience. LOL!

 

I hope I would be a pretty girl.

 

Considering that most parts are essentially the same, I thing the feeling is the same.

 

When you say you have a wife, you do mean a woman, right?

 

I'm sure you are.