If you had one question to ask GOD.

Did God make animals with teeth or did the devil?
Simple question.

If God made teeth, then He intended animals to devour other animals or living matter.
Simple.

 

Well according to your beliefs Satan is the son of GOD just as Jesus supposedly is.

Lucifer is said to have been the most beautiful and most loved Archangel of all.

GOD is said to have loved Lucifer Morningstar more than his Archangel brothers Michael, Gabriel, Rafael, Uriel, Selaphiel, Raguel or Jegudiel and Barachiel.

So in reality Lucifer is part of GOD thus GOD is both life and death, goodness and evil, Ying and Yang.

Then again GOD probably doesn't exist and I am simply wasting my time.

AA

 

Even if god doesn't exist, I still really like Judeo-Christian/Islamic mythology anyways. All the lists of Archangels, the archdemons, its really cool.

 

Do you mind if I take over for awhile and give you some tips?

 

Yeah...me too.

I really enjoy...but I never seem to get around to watching it....this new FOX TV show called Lucifer.

It's the story of the Devil talking a vacation and when he is asked..."Your the Devil....and your taking a vacation in Los Angeles?"

Lucifer replies...."Well where else would I take a vacation?"

AA

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FUNNY!! LOL!!

Give me that!! You don't know what the HELL you are doing!! Now sit down an learn!

LOL!

AA

 

Hey, it's the truth. We can only thrive when we have feedback from our peers!

 

which God?

 

I am thinking....Vishnu!!!

LOL!!!


AA

 

Yes it would definitely be something like ... WTF dude?

right up there with... why aren't you answering me,

I've been disrespectful, where's my (*)(*)(*)(*)ing lightning bolt?

Can I have a bite from your apple?

Is Satan hot?

And... can you zap someone for me please?

 

Will my dogs that have gone before me, be there?

 

If Jesus gave them a doggy treat they would accept Jesus and be admitted into heaven.

 

If I really can ask a question to the God of Abraham. I have to giggle when I read the Book of Genesis. When God made man in his own image, I take it for face value. Man in his image, not mankind in his image. If I look in a mirror that is my image. So if I make myself in my image, I make the person to look just like me. So I ask, why spend all this time and energy to make Adam in your image -- and have the mental age of a 2 year old that does not understand it is nude. But, made him to be an adult male. And yes, you are walking with Adam -- both in the nude. See, if I was a in Star Trek role play group and said I was going to make a clone of myself and give her the mental age of a person that does not understand she is naked. And just walk around with her in a garden, and I want to look at her. I think my Star Trek role play group would tell me to see a mental doctor.

So I have to ask god if he has mental health issues.

 

According to near death experiencer Jan Price, YES!

Three year old near death experiencer Colton Burpo, of the movie,
Heaven is For Real, verifies her claim.


http://www.near-death.com/experiences/with-pets/jan-price.html
Jan Price's Near-Death Experience With Her Pet Dog

 

Or...could our mistakes.....
be a perfect set up for us....
to learn some of the most important lessons

that this life on earth
has to offer?


http://www.near-death.com/experiences/notable/howard-storm.html#a06

 

"Why are atheists obsessed with you?"

 

Well now that you are asking ME.....I will tell you.

Atheists are not obsessed with me.....they just want to be able to sleep past 8 am in the morning some day's without some couple carrying books and cases who are impeccably dressed in circa 1955 garb ringing their doorbell and when answered they have to hear...."Do you have a little time that we might be able to discuss what Jehovah is and means to you in your daily life?"

Now you see if people did that to me I would send them down to my son Lucifer and allow him to teach them a lesson of NOT RINGING A PERSONS F@#KING DOORBELL AT 8 AM IN THE MORNING!!

AA

 

I'm not asking you, the OP wanted to know what my question for God would be.

My question for you is, "What kind of slacker lies in bed past 8 in the morning"?

 

"Can I see your boobs?"

....followed by this reaction from God...

 

The kind who was working until 6 am in the morning!! LOL!!

As far as the first part of your reply...and your point being?? LOL!!

AA

 

She said....."It's the end of the world!!!"

And then Jay of Jay and Silent Bob said to the last ancestor of Jesus as he began taking of all his cloths and after she said...."What the F@#K are you doing!!??".......Jay say's....."HEY!! You said if the world was coming to an end you would F@#K ME!!"

LOL!!

AA

 

"What the f**k happened to that guy's head? Why ain't this broad talking? What is this? 'The Piano'?"----Jay


*(the reason for the line was....originally Kevin Smith wanted Holly Hunter to play "God"....so the joke would be Hunter not speaking, as she did in "The Piano".)

 

OH GOD!!!

That F@#KING MOVIE!!

The Piano.

YUCK!!

Quite possibly the most idiotic and worthless film NEVER REMEMBERED BY ANYONE to have won an Oscar!!!

AA

 

Hey, ya got to see Holly "nekkid" .......



of course you also had to see Harvey Keitel naked.

 

Harvey Keitel!!!! LOL!!!

He stared in the most F@#KED UP MOVIE EVER MADE!!

It was called....Bad Cop or something like that?

He played a crooked drug addicted cop who had a gambling problem and he kept getting in deeper and deeper with his Bookie and the deeper he got in the more drugs he did until he saw Jesus and then they eventually killed him of course but there was that seen where he pulls over 2 underage girls with no drivers license driving around in their parents car?

You know what Movie I am talking about??

AA

 

The guy who claims to be "wealthy" works till six in the morning? The guy who lives in the wilderness claims JW's wake him up on Saturday mornings? I suppose next you will want to sell me a bridge.