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  1. Liberty Monkey

    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    I'll start
    Sallyally once kicked a Koala to death for the meat. ;)
     
    Liberty Monkey, Dec 1, 2018
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    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Nonnie went to see Ghostbusters 2016 movie at the cinemas TWICE.
     
    Liberty Monkey, Dec 2, 2018
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    Liberty Monkey is DESPERATE for attention!

    Oh wait, that isn't a lie!

    Nevermind!
     
    Derideo_Te, Dec 2, 2018
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Liberty Monkey chose his name because of a childhood experience at the Zoo that resulted in jail time for his parents and sore posterior flesh for him, all because he talks to animals.
     
    tecoyah, Dec 2, 2018
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    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Derideo_Te is a well read, educated poster who often has intelligent points to make and a sense of humour.

    His irony is his strongest point because he hasn't posted over 27,000 messages in 3 years at a rate 10% higher than I am posting at.

    ;)
     
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Derideo_Te once ate pistachio ice cream and pickles at a Nacho event sponsored by Ben&Jerrys to buy shoes for cancer kids. He unfortunately got sick all over Jeremy Thompson who had just had extreme Chemo and died 6 Days later of Vomit contamination.
     
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    tecoyah, Dec 2, 2018
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    Liberty monkey found out first hand what you get when you mix human dna with monkey dna; a lifetime ban from the zoo.
     
    Hotdogr, Dec 2, 2018
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    Tecoyah wanted to ride Space Mountain but was stopped because his IQ wasn't high enough.
     
    Derideo_Te, Dec 2, 2018
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    Liberty Monkey is a well dressed, witty guy ;)
     
    Nonnie, Dec 2, 2018
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    blaster is a well informed, caring, nurturing individual that never deceives...

    it's ok to tell a lie about myself, right?
     
    Blaster3, Dec 2, 2018
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    Blaster3 enjoys long walks on the beach with his pet kitty and knows it is the only pu$$y that will ever do so.
     
    tecoyah, Dec 2, 2018
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    Mr Truth faked the moon landings
     
    Liberty Monkey, Dec 2, 2018
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    SallyAlly dreams of warm cucumber salad while bathing in Jalepeno sauce.
     
    tecoyah, Dec 2, 2018
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    Dennis Tate has fantasy dreamtime on Peyote buttons to experience his NDE YouTube video paradise.
     
    tecoyah, Dec 2, 2018
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    Cerebus once swallowed olives with toothpicks in them because he thought Martini was a NASA experiment gone wrong.
     
    tecoyah, Dec 2, 2018
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    Nonnie is well respected member of society ;)
     
    Liberty Monkey, Dec 2, 2018
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    I said lies....
     
    Liberty Monkey, Dec 2, 2018
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    Mr Truth has great joke's, funny cartoon pictures and is a laugh a minute ;)
     
    Nonnie, Dec 3, 2018
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Liberty Monkey thought an Itchy Anus was a Japanese motorbike.
     
    Nonnie, Dec 3, 2018
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    Nonnie spent his war years teaching Home Economics to German nuns
     
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    Liberty Monkey wants to shake Jeremy Corbyn's hand.
     
    Liberty Monkey, Dec 3, 2018
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    Liberty monkey moonlights as a gorilla Strippagram performer.

    Tecoyah's secret vice is to eat pickled onions in the bath

    Derideo te reads Harlequin romance novels.

    Hotdogr wears fluffy slippers .

    Nonnie drives a Reliant Robin.

    Blaster3 sings with a Hip Hop group.
     
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    Sallyally dresses up like a squirrel and chases birds away from her nuts.
     
    Derideo_Te, Dec 3, 2018
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    I know Sally quite well I can confirm she definitely does not dress like a squirrel
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    It's a Kangaroo costume
     
    Liberty Monkey, Dec 3, 2018
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    Mmmmmm squirrels!
     
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