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  1. StillBlue

    StillBlue Well-Known Member

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    Your point?
     
    StillBlue, Jan 21, 2019
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Exactly.
     
    Sallyally, Jan 21, 2019
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    StillBlue Well-Known Member

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    CDC warns Americans not to kiss their hedgehogs

    Sorry Nonnie, no kissy face for you.
     
    StillBlue, Jan 26, 2019
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  4. Liberty Monkey

    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Nonnie's fine he's not only a Brit but also he only kisses wild badgers.
     
    Liberty Monkey, Jan 26, 2019
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Just on their face, their backsides are too rough.
     
    Nonnie, Feb 13, 2019
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  6. Liberty Monkey

    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Of course we're not sick just suicidal
     
    Liberty Monkey, Feb 13, 2019
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    @StillBlue likes to fart in the cheese aisle in the supermarket.
     
    Nonnie, Feb 23, 2019
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    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Who doesn't? :)
     
    Liberty Monkey, Feb 23, 2019
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    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    lol And I'm thinking it's only me. :mrgreen:
     
    cerberus, Feb 23, 2019
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  10. Liberty Monkey

    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    You should see what Sally does in the cream cake aisle ;)
     
    Liberty Monkey, Feb 23, 2019
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    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    :shock: She doesn't does she? I didn't think Sheilas did that sort of thing! Say it isn't so!! Great thread.
     
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    Sorry to disappoint. No cheese aisle here. Shoot our biggest "supermarket" only has two aisles.
    God I miss cheese, thanks for reminding me you rat Fink.
     
    StillBlue, Feb 23, 2019
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Buy a cheese plant !!
     
    Nonnie, Feb 23, 2019
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    Nonnie is house broken after extensive toilet training
     
    Mr_Truth, Feb 23, 2019
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    Finally! Took long enough.
     
    StillBlue, Feb 23, 2019
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    That puts Nonnie way ahead of Liberty Monkey!
     
    Derideo_Te, Feb 23, 2019
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    By a gnats knacker.
     
    Nonnie, Feb 23, 2019
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    Honestly, here on the equator, we have gnats that can carry away small pets.
    I keep a baseball bat next to the bed for any insects that can lift up my mosquito net.
     
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    I don't need a special thread for this.. lots of posters do what the OP says in all my threads...

    :roflol:
     
    usfan, Feb 23, 2019
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    Have you considered the possibility that others maybe just have different beliefs to yours!
     
    Nonnie, Feb 23, 2019
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    No worse than what you do in the nut aisle! And you with your history of living with dogs! How can you?
     
    Sallyally, Feb 23, 2019
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    Cerberus hates Jeremy Corbyn because Dianne Abbot spurned his advances, a classic tale of unrequited love and jealousy set in the backstreets of London;)
     
    RiaRaeb, Feb 24, 2019
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    That's not a supermarket, it's a shop that only has two aisles. :blankstare:
     
    cerberus, Feb 24, 2019
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    Says supermarket, well super marche, right on the sign. Who am I to argue?
     
    StillBlue, Feb 24, 2019
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