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Make up outrageous lies about other members

Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by Liberty Monkey, Dec 1, 2018.

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  1. StillBlue

    StillBlue Well-Known Member

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    It's pretty tough meat unless you kick it some
     
    StillBlue, Apr 3, 2019
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    ToddWB Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Still blue is chronically depressed
     
    ToddWB, Apr 3, 2019
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    StillBlue Well-Known Member

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    The thread is about telling outrageous lies. It's no wonder I'm always depressed with people going off topic all the time.
     
    StillBlue, Apr 3, 2019
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    StillBlues hairdresser is on crack.
     
    Sallyally, Apr 3, 2019
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    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Sallally IS StillBlue's hairdresser :)
     
    Liberty Monkey, Apr 3, 2019
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    Off topic? So , you are insinuating my post is not "an outrageous lie"? Sorry.. maybe some happy medicine will help..
     
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  7. StillBlue

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    I've run out. Send some.
     
    StillBlue, Apr 3, 2019
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    The only stuff I can easily get my hands on is Mexican weed..about $150 a k. I'll send some as soon as I figure out how to send it by PM.
     
    ToddWB, Apr 3, 2019
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    I have a prescription for tequila with fruit juices and salt on the glass rim. Unfortunately the pharmacy is out. You could make a targeted contribution to medcins sans frontiers aka doctors without borders and I'll get it. 3 cases should tide me over until next week.
     
    StillBlue, Apr 3, 2019
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    That should curl your hair nicely!
     
    Sallyally, Apr 4, 2019
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Public or head?
     
    Nonnie, Apr 4, 2019
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    Gorgeous George Well-Known Member

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    me too. Hint, hint.
     
    Gorgeous George, Apr 5, 2019
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    Pubic?
     
    Gorgeous George, Apr 5, 2019
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    Gorgeous George Well-Known Member

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    Is that when your next AAA meeting is?
     
    Gorgeous George, Apr 5, 2019
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    attaboy!:applause:
     
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    Pubic or head.

    (Predictive text changed pubic to public)
     
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Predictive text changed it and I didn't proof read it. I have a Nokia 8. It has the most weird predictive text on the planet.
     
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    It couldn't be "public" hair unless he walks around without his pants on.
     
    Nemesis, Apr 5, 2019
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    Again this thread is about making up lies not making fun of an elderly gentleman who sometimes forgets things.
     
    StillBlue, Apr 5, 2019
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    PatriotNews, Apr 5, 2019
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    Gorgeous George Well-Known Member

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    who you talking about?
     
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    Gorgeous George Well-Known Member

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    You could get into a lot of trouble with that.
    Like flipping coins.
     
    Gorgeous George, Apr 6, 2019
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    Gorgeous George Well-Known Member

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    Robert E. Allen is a bigger liar than trump.
     
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    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

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    You need a tow?

     
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    and
    always and don't forget to bring :coffeemachine: and lots of:censored:!
     
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