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Man banned from every supermarket in Britain for masturbating in meat aisle

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  1. smevins

    smevins New Member

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    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...rbating-in-sainsburys-meat-aisle-9003511.html

    A man who was caught masturbating in the meat aisle of a Sainsbury's store has been banned from every supermarket in Britain - unless he is supervised by another adult.

    Eugenio Freitas, 49, was captured pleasuring himself through his trousers for 10 minutes on CCTV cameras.

    The married father of four went to the store in Newcastle-under-Lyme, Staffordshire “fully intending” to go shopping, but then became overwhelmed by his “excessive sexual drive”, a court heard.
    ............

    Oh my...:eekeyes:
     
    smevins, Dec 14, 2013
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  2. junius. fils

    junius. fils New Member

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    Doesn't that just beat all?

    Still, I suppose that isn't the wurst he could have done.

    I won't be surprised if this gets censored.

    BA-DA-BING!!!
     
    junius. fils, Dec 14, 2013
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  3. tecoyah

    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    We should invite him to the forum....it is said he is a Master of Debate.
     
    tecoyah, Dec 14, 2013
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  4. junius. fils

    junius. fils New Member

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    Do you think he could make the cut?
     
    junius. fils, Dec 14, 2013
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    It's all Koegel's fault. Their "Serve the Curve" slogan can be quite inspiring.
    Enjoy!
     
    everyman2013, Dec 14, 2013
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  6. Wizard From Oz

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    I am not sure what the problem is - Dont cook books suggest beating the meat to tenderize it before use? ;)
     
    Wizard From Oz, Dec 14, 2013
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    Weird...
     
    SpaceCricket79, Dec 14, 2013
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  8. mikezila

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    no one told him you have to pay for it before he beats his meat.
     
    mikezila, Dec 14, 2013
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    A masterdebater?
     
    Defengar, Dec 14, 2013
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    hmmm, Eugenio Freitas, that's a portuguse name.....
     
    daddyofall, Dec 14, 2013
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    Reminds me of a guy who used to use warm liver In a hole in wood
    And came to school and told everybody about it
     
    little voice, Dec 14, 2013
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    Stuart Wolfe Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    The guy is clearly a hands-on kinda poster.
     
    Stuart Wolfe, Dec 14, 2013
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    Someone should have told him that the butcher already tenderizes the meat. He doesn't need to beat his meat.
     
    reallybigjohnson, Dec 14, 2013
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    well I guess if you have to beat your meat, the meat section of the store makes sense.
     
    hifijohn, Dec 22, 2013
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    Im sure leftys in England will be outraged by the denial of his civil rights, and theyll demand all super markets create a special meat section for cronic public masterbaters...
     
    BestViewedWithCable, Dec 26, 2013
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