Dear, dear readers... As I sit in front of my laptop, with my foil hat and foil blanket as protection... trembling fearfully for the fate of mankind, I ponder... Why has this topic not been addressed before now? What am I talking about? Perhaps a clue would help... Now, far be it for me to be hysterical, but... IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!!!!! Why is this happening dear readers? Why? Why? Why? Meticulously, I adjust my foil blanket as I await your theories... The wilder the better as that will bring us closer to the truth.
Well... der... That's obviously the case, but the real question, is... Who are They? I mean, have you ever noticed that They are responsible for a lot of the problems in the world? They do it all the time... They do it every time.. These They's are like Gods, manipulating them and those... None the less I have spoken with Syntax, the god of good language and She assures me that They didn't do it!
