Not unlike Will Smith in "Legend", in my fantasy, I am the sole survivor of a world wide epidemic. In my fantasy however, the virus only affects men by turning them all into flaming homosexuals. In my gay legend fantasy, I'm the last straight man on Earth. If that ever happens, I'm totally wearing a super hero cape. I'd be the right guy for the job too because I'm a giver like that. Denise, my wife, well she'd just have to understand - right?