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Naked man with sex toy stuck in bottom howls 'call a doctor' as he begs for help at petrol station

Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by The Scotsman, Apr 11, 2018.

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  1. HereWeGoAgain

    HereWeGoAgain Banned

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    You must be his good butty.
     
    HereWeGoAgain, May 3, 2018
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    We were in the pub, we got chatting about ex-girlfriends etc.. Went on from there. I've not told anyone, well, just on here, lol.
     
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    I had a roommate tell me about an experience with an ex gf. It was way TMI coming from my roommate! She wanted to tie him up, standing, which she did. Then she went and got butter, and a vegetable, IIRC. After inserting the vegetable where the sun don't shine, she left. It took him over an hour to get loose.
     
    HereWeGoAgain, May 3, 2018
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    Lol. Mental images between a piece of Asparagus or a Butternut Squash !
     
    Nonnie, May 3, 2018
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    It's Hollywood, never underestimate what creative minds can create.
     
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    one guy I heard liked golden showers so much his skin turned orange
     
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    What colour did the guy change who loved receiving Cleveland Steamers?
     
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