New Year Resolutions.

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  1. Felix (R)

    Felix (R) New Member

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    I have been off and onwith the Newport cigarettes. I enjoy a smoke when I drink, and I drink a good bit. When I am not drinking I do not smoke. I would like to not smoke even while I am drinking.

    Also, even though I am a most respectful person, I will diligently strive to be even more of a nice guy to people.
     
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    Makedde New Member Past Donor

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    I hope to lose 5 kilos by the end of the year.
    I hope to obtain my green belt by the end of the year also.
    I hope to be well on the way to Queensland by the end of the year.
    I hope to have started my business by mid next year at the earliest.
    I hope to be a better person, more attentive, and less hostile.
     
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    I'm trying to get back to running around 4-miles a day.
     
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    Felix (R) New Member

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    And I hope you lose your infatuation with Mcgyver.
     
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    Makedde New Member Past Donor

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    My major resolution is to live like he would. Respect everyone, be kind, patient, and healthy, and never judge.

    The obsession with Mac has been in place since I was 9...its not going anywhere!
     
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    Im better than him. I can also cook food with a bucket of salt water, an electrical outlet, and an extension cord.
     
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    Panzerkampfwagen New Member

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    People who make NY resolutions are losers, in that they know that they won't actually do it so they just make one with all the other mindless drones instead of just doing it on whatever date it was that they decided that they needed a change. If you were really serious about it you wouldn't wait until the new year.

    My NY resolution is to punch everyone who tells me in the next few days that they've signed up to a gym.
     
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    My resolution for 2012 is to crate up Richard Dean Anderson and FedEx him to Mak in Australia.
     
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    You must be loads of fun at a New Years Eve party.
     
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    Panzerkampfwagen New Member

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    Yeah, I drink a lot, not make empty promises that I'll break by the 3rd of January and then spend the next week annoying everyone with my sob story about how I signed up for a gym membership for a year and now I can't get my money back. I hate those people.
     
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    People make resolutions all the time and follow through with them. Are they not serious simply because they put it off for a little while. Are couples not serious about having children because they wait for a more appropriate time to do so?
    And now by your own professed standards, you, are a loser.
     
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    Most people don't follow through with their NY resolution because they're making one because it's expected. Since they're not serious (if they were serious they would have started before the NY) they will break it.
     
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    In that case, you should stuff Jon Bovi in the crate w/him..... that'll really make her happy.......

    I don't make New Year resolutions.... I just play it by ear thru out the year and see what happens......

    EXCEPT this year I know I will win the LOTTO! I can feel it in my bones....so that's my resolution - to buy tickets every week.....
     
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    One time I went to the hospital on new years eve and there was a security gaurd I spoke to and he mentioned he had a new year resolution to quit chewing tobacco. 7 months later he was promoted to a York City police officer and arrested me. We remembered each other and he was no longer chewing tobacco. There are many other success stories. The new year resolution for many people serves as a motivator. While it might not make sense to some, theres this whole 'starting fresh' feel for somepeople at the beginning of the new year. If you do not experience it then I suppose it wouldnt have that effect on you.
     
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    Most people fail. This isn't something that doesn't make sense to some, it doesn't make sense to anyone. Everyone makes a resolution and then almost every single one of them breaks it.

    And they're annoying to listen to. I'm already cringing at all the stupid resolutions that people are going to tell me about tonight, some of them will probably be the exact same resolution that they've been swearing to they're blue in the face for most of the last decade that they're going to do. Every year the same people tell you the exact same resolutions. GIVE UP PEOPLE!
     
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    It'd make Richard Dean Anderson happy too. He's gayer than Zorro.
     
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    LOLOL! Well, I learned something new about a celebrity......
     
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    Explain how Zorro is gay?
     
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    Well he seems pretty happy.
     
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    The most common NYR is to lose weight. Of all the people who join a gym in January, by February, 60% will have quit.

    I asked Santa for him for Xmas and he didn't give him to me! :angered:
     
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    No he ain't!!! Where'd you get that from lol?
     
  22. Jason Bourne

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    Ah, cmon Mak. Everyone knows he's gay.
     
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    Mak, you've posted many times you're a lesbian, so why would it matter to you if Anderson is gay?

    Google and read up on him ....... bed time for me.....
     
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    People change. I consider myself straight now. And I have no need to google...I know everything about him already.

    Have a good night and see you next year!
     
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    Jumpin' Jesus Mak, you're a lesbian!?!?!

    Thanks for smokin' my fantasies about you.
     

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