Only in Alabama!

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  1. politicalcenter

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    And do you remember when they said southern football teams couldn't compete with the powerhouse teams up north?
     
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    Do you research the accuracy of memes before you post them or you just trollin?
     
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    Nope
    But I would appreciate someone translating some of the more bizarre posts on this thread
     
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    Your post is by far the most bizarre. You claim it's in Alabama but they don't have 7-11s...

    Nice way to bump up your credibility on the forum
     
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    What happens to those of us who were bright enough to get the hell OUT of the NY/NJ/CT area and went south of the Mason Dixon? I know I didn't lose any IQ points, maybe I helped spread some around? :)
     
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    I always wished the south was less humid so I could enjoy it. I like everything else about it.

    I just hate being sticky wet all the damn time.
     
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    doesn't she realize that 'hummer' is a brand name, not a type of vehicle... australians :rolleyes:
     
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    We all know how Australians came to be...The brits criminals!
     
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    not sure about the iq, but common sense went south
     
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    yep, heard they banned the use of '23 & me', everyone's results came back as 'felon'
     
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    I just hope the Governor doesn't stay too long in any University doors.
    Got the 4.0 GPAs from their own undergraduate progras. Listen, its not just the professors, but the students, who are not going to get annoyed by Christianity. We've heard you talk. It involves Christian subjects.
     
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    Hmmmmm is it not a first amendment right to protest?
     
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    Its not legal to have the religious guideposts of Alabama outside of Alabama. Its sort of, containment, I guess. Believe me, I'm entirely interested. They Got PC(USA), they got Presbyterian Church in America. one is we're Established All new in all USA. One's, I've never even Been to This continent with Original Orthodox Presbyterianism. Then I stand up with Presbyterian Church of Alabama, what, what is it. Ridiculous huge silver/gold miter. I don't care. invoke the favor and guidance of the almighty God of our Fathers, Governor.
     
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    Its definitely illegal that nervous as hell students sign up for all their University workshop groups. Because, they're full of Asian. I wish they'd have warned me! Huge University Asian populations? The University too! You see, Asians in Alabama indicate your outgoing social attainment outlook, among with bravado, fameseeking. Not, people pissed at Detroit's failing schools, their business loans, and husbands that don't provide enough for their standard. That's why I need to be protected from the Presbyterians. Pribyruns. Let's Facebook where we all want to know women and had intentions in our control and woohoo Alabama University system! ya!
     
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    Protest what? The President watching a Football game? Besides, they are talking about disruptive behavior. They don't want any nonsense... like blocking traffic .... throwing bottles... violence... etc. We take football very seriously. The game will be played peacefully.
     
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    Ya its been here all 20 years... I'm just saying. I moved from the Number 1 National team Dallas Cowboys with full Dalas Cowboys action figures line up, I think Troy Aikman and Emmit Smith had opposable thumbs. And these Idiots really do throw memorabilia money all over the place for college football teams. Disgusting. Only complaint, its totally nonsense. So Alabama or Auburn? Did you um, check out, Play Doh or Legos … District 7!
     
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    Never meeting a 1% Pre-Native American (Native American). Trail of Tears motorcycle gangs. Oh! Its that time of year! Time to get the Chopper gas guzzlin'!

    I'm pretty sure My Grandparents, were on the Wrong side of the war! Ahha HE HE! You get me? The Rebels! HAHEEEHOO WOO
     
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    Number 1 state in the country in Navigable Waterways. Top productions in Lumber , poultry. Constitution limits the Governor's powers to figurehead. There's a Land Table in the North much higher meeting the Appalachian mountains, than the lower 2/3rds of the state , on fertile farming soil, and, lower on the land table. I wanted a Doctorate in Alabama History however, the University only allowed a Doctorate in squinting at African americans with a minor of basketweaving, so I settled, the Greedy, evil, soulless, dead to me...
     
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    You know every Western Developed Country had a religion, even the French. That's what we're going for when Korea's Kingdom was accepting of American Ambassadors who were Presbyterian. See that? Tiny/Huge Presbyteriaaan?! The Pilgrims are Reformed, the Presbyterians maintained an organization. They both subscribed to the Westminster Confession. They both can claim Washington's government. Why would some other group claim to be America's? You know? And we broke it here, we can stand in line then anyway. Or, otherwise, take All these Lies, Every Day, that the memory wipe, not in keeping with history (what was the memory of Jesus Christ, history taking), PCUSA has the National Presbyterian Church, Eisenhower, his Church, ultra-welcome liberalization , matches up with courts ruling "In God We Trust", is not even a religious motto. His "Almighty God", is any spiritual high power you feel like. So the She you know that's all welcome at some attack against Koreans, and hey, Federal Martin Luther King Jr. Day! What's he got going for that, abstract playfield leveling with claims on unfair treatment upon a group of people. Oh so we don't have the Church of America, that the Korean Kingdom responded and invited, and helped, and the ambassadors asked for military action against Japan, and the ambassadors of the US were doctors to the government, and over 300,000 were members already, and they made important decisions today in 1900 already regarding religion, and these were conservative gentlemen of the time of America, well... When Ahn Chang Ho, and American immigrants Get here, from Yonsei for instance, of course, we're going to need to Lie about what our viewpoint ever was, on every social and family issue. Where's your 1620 Scotch Psalter, lets Heal with homosexual ministers to the homosexual couples.
    You know, why did Princeton remove "Under God's Power She Flourishes" because its unmistakable with Hail Columbia, and a long proud history with the Battle of Princeton and Princeton actually had relations with George Washington, and commissioned the portrait, themselves.
     
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    I have a further conclusion that the missionaries took the idea of Parishes to Korea. The Parish system was solid. The Native Church of Koreans was in the domain of Korea. The Methodist "Church is the World" and there are no divisions, administrations, parishes, boundary of each teacher, not necessarily Nation. So the whole gang has obscured the "Abroad" aspect, common in Europe, common in the world, nobody can enter the PCUSA domain, that expanded by the way and encompassed Hawaii in that period, don't think to say Hawaiians are in a divisional Church when its now in the Parish of the PC(USA).
     
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    Did a single person recognize the Scottish language , kept the word Bonnie alive , for the Bonnie Blue Flag. They must have! Popular people writing this in Alabama! For the government at the Capitol!
    What right has the Unionist Extremist to the Uniformity in public space, public religion, as well as the Constitutionally assured private worship? This is all over the top of Cosmopolitan society. Clearly the Scottish culture maintained in the Appalachian peoples, was attacked and forced integration and non-recognition by this Country, by the extremists considering the war.

     
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    If By Scripture Alone, we consider Our 10 commandments, not even the ones Judge Roy Moore obscenely puts in front of the courthouse, then, the "infidelity" that Stonewall Jackson speaks about , about prying into a man's home, about defending their hearths, is understandable. Exodus 20:17. By the same rights of ownership that a woman abandons a maiden name then, are servants not coveted in a man's home. No low-level application of 'slavery', or discussion of 'slavery', or any positions, was ever involved. Robert Lewis Dabney as Chief of Staff of the army, of an English Puritan strain its said, with an interesting, the 3rd of biographies I'd have read of Stonewall Jackson, would be without a Church today, despite his great articulate, general audience, post-war healing, about a hero known around the world. What joke is it, that, again by the shadows of a Federal President and order, did President Eisenhower pretend to lead Presbyterians out of the 'pure darkness' of slavery, to 'American religious leadership', to become Presbyterian his 3rd day in office, and to the death of Presbyterianism around the world. This is exactly the timeline that over 2/3rds of developed nations' Presbyteries, of British Commonwealth particularly, joined his United Churches movement. United Church of Canada/Australia
     
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    That is fine and there should be a ban on that but there should not be any bans on standing quietly with a sign or even calling out “lock him up”!

    BTW can you translate some of the posts on this thread or do I need a weed filter ;)
     
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