Only in Alabama!

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    One Asian student gets the cops in the middle of being totally control of her own side projects like her own shipping mailorders, another refuses carpooling when its raining out. If yo offer twice they'll cry onall the other Asian groupmembers shoulders the next day. University staff roundtable 'email monster' amy bishop with the e-mails. That's one semester after the other.

    All I remember, is the most focused, responsible behavior, a humanbeing with weight on his shoulders is capable of, toward every other professional. insults, insults, insults. That's petty and nothing.

    So my parents helping with this shipping husband's are lacking, and we ask if I bring it in or she go gets it from my car, and the first time in 2 years I need any filler conversation whatsoever, and Alabama veterans, and Korean war, or how's that work out, and the flag. And Korean culture awareness she works on. Protestant reformation. Most European state, not San Francisco, depends on the timeline, right, "Be Our Guest"?
     
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    Any incestuous marriages are considered legitimate in Alabama.

    Alabama
    Section 30-1-3

    Issue of incestuous marriages not deemed illegitimate.

    The issue of any incestuous marriage, before the same is annulled, shall not be deemed illegitimate.

    (Code 1852, §1945; Code 1867, §2334; Code 1876, §2673; Code 1886, §2310; Code 1896, §2840; Code 1907, §4880; Code 1923, §8994; Code 1940, T. 34, §3.)
     
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    That is determinedly broad minded!
     
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    A 75 yo man married a 14 yo girl, in Alabama.
     
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    Ya ya, well, its a Third annulled today. In fact, if the Alabama Constitution weren't a third annulled and two-thirds irrelevant from federal intervention, I guess note the differences.

    I got a general theory on the Church of Alabama. Obviously they're pointing toward a Presbyterianism that Jeff Davis knew. Historically! The old 1901 writing that is historically remembering Jeff Davis who is historically the Puritan Pilgrim Fathers, Historically remember the Bonnie Blue Flag that sort of thing.

    Shortly, General Theory, thinking of a few times, That Scotland itself, has been, "Reaching out its arms", with the "Scotland the Brave" anthem as a source of leadership in Presbyterianism. The fact that it isn't in some circles a leading center of Presbyterianism, almost hilarious. An invention of United Presbyterian and the PCUSA. Well, note how that, the original 1952 version is from a war reporter? Who wrote the lyrics? What if he knew the Korean Aegukga, 'land of my heart forever'? The newer one? When the Reformation decided on total rest of the dead until the Judgment day, and a rejection of Ghost and most "Pre-Acension" ideas I'm aware of. The second one says "High as the spirits of the old highland men".

    Dixie has quite enough out of Scotland, I wouldn't be too worried. I mean "I love a Lassie" is fairly an UNderdog's copycatting at that point, write it while Woodrow Wilson's a President, in the 1900's with Harry Lauder?


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    That’s disgusting.
     
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    Welp the "very tiny state of Maryland" has 130% the population. Feel like cutting down some trees on some mountainous terrain? Low taxes to the lumber companies. In fact Lumber, Chickens, navigable waterways.
     
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    After The War Between The States
    many young females of the South
    gave themselves to Marriage to much older, but pensioned
    Veterans of the Confederacy.



    You know how females can . . . .
    Besides all their "males" were killed off in the "war".
    The War with the highest American Causalities of any :flagus: :salute: war.
    Inclusive of all those 20th Century wars!
     
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    Oh good Donald Sutherland. Hollywood. I heard his son say "ni%%er"... Wait how's my accent... "ni%%.. ur"... Back to 24!
    "Gone With The Wind" is filmed by the same romantic vein and probably full of tomb raiders.

    Uncle Tom's Cabin by Harriet Stowe saying they're whipping the Christianity out of people, then they got a Dixie song says they need to get out of New York to go observe William's wedding. And Harper's Ferry is a 3 time disastrous battlefield, starting with John Brown. And declaring a sovereign Nation, to begin with, is a sweating Politician's work in the first place, that's supposed to mark an Invasion, that Jeff Davis sweated this "Fort Sumter headline they all came up with instead.

    All Pretty straight forward really.
     
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    If I didn't even know what Any of this is, nobody else did! Its why I'm out here. Did you guys see President Eisenhower declare Southern Presbyterianism illegal! Because of the Nazis! Because of Nazis, in Process of Rejecting the Lutheran Prussian state that preceded them, whom invaded the self-determination states of Woodrow Wilson's League of Nations, Directly... Its the Nazis. Southern Presbyterians the Nazis. Robert Lewis Dabney as Puritan chief of Staff of Stonewall Jackson, has some heroic training for the turn of the century, regarding Naziism. Has 2 million colored Presbyterian members. Has 7 times the Church today.

    I don't care about political concerns with Korea. Isn't that ridiculous injustice to truth. Like we just, removed the Hershey's bar from circulation. It is at least like removing the Hershey's bar.

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    Hold on guy's where's "Southern Presbyterianism", Thomas Stonewall Jackson, President Woodrow Wilson, Jeff Davis, Vice President Breckinridge etc... Where's it going. Oh so they ALL reorganized in 1958 , President told them to... Its United Presbyterian Church, OK. The Northern went there... Then its Pc(USA) OK. Then the Presbyterian Church in America split off. OK... Then the Hopdong split off from the Tonghap. The Seceders … Just checking. No, still can't Southern Presbyterianism. Don't pray to Jesus. Saint Andrew and a sideways cross, there's no sainthood or honor to be found.
     
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    Far as I can tell, most of the marketing in Alabama for 100 years as "Heart of Dixie", the spot Jefferson Davis became President, they all have "Heart of Dixie" on the license plates. Actually in 1930 that all said "Heart of the Confederacy". This all really sort of points and turns around their CSA constitution, but I bet they're also proud of this secession, seems like the central core of their crew wrote it. Just look at any other state's secessions, like, I'm keeping the Africans, or "I'm with those guys", or , Peace!
    https://civilwarwiki.net/wiki/Alabama_Ordinance_of_Secession
     
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    Resolved , That this Convention cordially approve of the suggestions of the Convention of the people of South Carolina to meet them in Convention at Montgomery, the State of Alabama, on the fourth day of February, 1861, to frame a Provisional Government, upon the principles of the Constitution of the United States, and also to prepare and consider upon a plan for the creation and establishment of a Permanent Government for the seceding States, upon the same principles, which shall be submitted to Conventions of such seceding States for adoption or rejection.

    "Den Kame Alabama , And Tuk her by de hand!"

    To think I spent all this money for classes about... Navigable Waterways. Wait a second, does anybody else... Actually care about, our Navigable Waterways...?!
     
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    Korean Americans are over 80% professing Presbyterians. Presbyterians likes its better than "no AIDS" with some Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious , United States government owes me money personally, for abuse, today, period. Hi I'm Cynthia Bolbach, AMendment 10-A makes me a 6 digit certified CPA certified in Alabama. Check the wiki, with Lee Myung Bak as a figurehead. 9 million members at any time makes it over half of that whole communion.
     
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    Anybody else check out what they made up with Fred Rogers? I posted here? Obviously the idea that US missionaries and ambassadors and Ahn Chang Ho's time, provided al the modernization Korea needs, with the trolley through the middle of Seoul. I think its obvious for anybody. Then this modernization and reformed society, even King Gojong is in on this Reformed Society. Its no good for Fred Rogers because the Trolley going through Sungnyemun Gate the city wall of Seoul. Plus they worked on the Yonsei Severance Hospital is famous . Yonsei is the hugest university. Severance Hospital is the hugest and first Western Hospital. The Jejoongwon TV Series is on TV. Fred Rogers whole set design is like, the busy inventive trolley goes through Sungnyemun Gate to go to a land of make-believe filled with X the Owl's tree who admires Benjamin Franklin all day (Andrew Jackson) with the cat next door that just says meow meow, and some annoying King, Queen, Prince couple, and a rocking chair factory, the "Museum-Go-Round". The whole set of Fred Rogers for PBS is some sort of thing about changing their Presbyterianism, and he graduate 1 year after the United Presbyterian Church thing. Well Japan didn't "Advance" any of "Cooperating" Asia with anything when there's telegram wire, and rails, and medicine, and factories, mining equipment.
     
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    2 Southern Presbyterians are there in 100 people like anybody's counting. University Arts Department could help me with, Horace Underwood's "Rite of Spring". The 100 year old pagan woman is Lucy Pickens. The Old Sage is Thomas Stonewall Jackson. There's all ethnicities for diversities. They sacrificed a black woman at the end, for the Spring harvest. The harvestblood.

    King Gojong officially reported from Yangban, wasn't going to join the Russian Orthodox, that includes a submission to the Russian Empire, to join.

    Stravinsky explaining a problem with the revolutionary communists in exactly, oh , 10 years from then.
     
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    That Flag we Fascistly Proclaim, changed its meanings though. Our Unionist tunes like "Grand Old Flag" telling you to forget "Auld Lang Syne", hey the procedural equal missionary song with "God Save The Queen", "Auld Lang Syne".

    They changed the meaning of the flag with their Very Modern usage, and Mostly with President Eisenhower. Now you Pledge to it as a Duty to God, now its the Star Spangled Banner. Its the Blood Flag where we stormed the German Parliament, not really.

    Lets see, how about Betsy Ross, was chosen as a widowed veteran's wife, who drew up a flag, or was it niece, I forget. She made the flag for the 13 colonies and States and stars and stripes. Hail Columbia is an undisputed National Anthem, used in the Civil War Union Army to be copycatted by the Confederates, just like the Constitution.

    Well who are we, asking how our country changes every 100 years, oh no!
     
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    People can't think like a 1900 person are going to get slapped around. Plus, you couldn't turn a few pages, read the lines, think a minute, plus , describe what's out your window? I mean, what did all the spare Prussian uniforms mean? There's probably no Prussians in the whole foreign legation. King Gojong's actions are contextualized in the celebrated and contemporary German leader Otto Von Bismarck, who started a KulturKamp or Culture Struggle to limit the power of the Catholic Church in Germany and preserve German culture, who once said, we won't bow again to the Vatican, paraphrase.
     
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    Success Asians, Model Minority, so they can get their butts kicked on Sa-I-Gu. I got a Doctorate from Yonsei. All there is in LA, is open a Liquor store. Rodney King gets attacked, 400 million in a political attack on Korean Americans alone. So, race relations, irrelevant? That question kind of?

    Success Asians, well now Presbyterian women need to go from the Flourishing Universities to the Sweatshops. They can work in the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire now, I think. "Under God's Power She Flourishes", Princeton Southern Presbyterian Woodrow Wilson can fix it. Alma Gluck could help out at the Whitehouse! A 2nd Washington! What about Princeton's "Old Nassau" , the Dutch agreed to invade England to overthrow the Charles II the same line of Charles from the English Civil war a few years earlier, royal name "Nassau".

    Yonsei is copying Princeton University. Every mention of the Sam-il movement copies Woodrow Wilson's 14 points about the League of Nations. Origins of the independence declarations of Korea.
     
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    All Lee Myung Bak got as a kid were some bluejeans from missionaries. The only pants he had as a kid. That's because the Japanese moved him overseas, barely make it out instead of being Zainichi stuck in Japan. That's people should vaule home, they ship 100,000s to death everywhere in the Japanese Empire. Lee Myung Bak and all Koreans are the most supportive country of the UNited States in the world in every poll, I forget, the country, or the people, or whatever. Hey it sure wasn't the PCUSA or the Presbyterians because lets check their mission statements. No, no Millionaire missionaries backed with Standard Oil, lets see, about 5, every decade.
     
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    Did you guys hear about Julia Stonewall Jackson. She got a produ heritage to save! Ah she got a Bonnie Blue Flag. She knows all the, Blue-Light Elders in the neighborhood, that's, Stonewall Jackson's Waaay. She got a Widow for a Mom with that ring upon thy hand! No Parishes, of Presbyterianism, In America, or, The Terrorists Wiiiin!Church of Alabama.
     
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    A lot of stuff that is taboo now, was excused in those times
    That was a while ago. My aunt married when she was 16, but that was 70 years ago and her husband was a similar age.

    A 14 year old is too young!

    Don’t give any of that biology stuff. that’s just excusing sleazy old men.
     
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    Women have biological clocks. That's not new. Actually what at all of reputation is allowable after the '60's Free Love movement out of nowhere and the Sexual Liberation too. Let's see , I had a real Nice Stare with a gentleman on the corner, the sex is OK, we're thinking about getting it noticed by some friends.
     
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    Us Brits got the gullible ones onto the Mayflower ;)
     
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    LOL! You mean the lucky ones!
     
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