Palins bizarre Facebook rant

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Can Someone Please Explain What the F*ck Sarah Palin's Latest Facebook Post is About?

This is madness. Utter madness.
BEN COHEN AUG 29, 2016
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As we've noted in recent times, Sarah Palin's presence on Facebook is becoming increasingly bizarre and unhinged. From dark rants about overthrowing the US government to unwisely taking on the likes of Bill Nye, Palin has been using the world's largest social media platform to air whatever she has on her -- how shall we say -- somewhat limited mind.

Yesterday, Palin posted what can only be described as uninhibited madness on her wall. I've read this several times over and still cannot understand what the (*)(*)(*)(*) she is talking about. Accompanying photos of herself in the hospital with a rather nasty looking bump on her head, Palin wrote the following:

"Leave Hillary Alone, Bullies
Aww, c'mon guys, give her a break. Anyone can be out of commission.... for weeks on end... whilst in the heat of battle for the highest office in the land. No press conferences for nearly a year? No scheduled campaign events for days upon days? No statements, no answers, no accountability, no problem. Layin' low to run out the clock before November, but you're SEXIST for noticing it.
And you're MISOGYNIST for questioning a female's fitness. Good thing media didn't hound the crap out of '08 candidate John McCain for his decades-old military medical records or I'd guess them to be hypocrites.
Leave Hillary alone! All that email-evidenced yoga, and wedding planning, and cookie-baking-grandma-duty wears you out. Believe you me.Heck, even those of us claiming to be fit as a (seasoned?) fiddle, hit bumps in the wellness road. Even I. Especially I. (Remember Piper's middle name is "Grace"; mine isn't.)Rock-running recently, I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first. I recovered with the doc's SuperGlue, and now any man who asks "what happened?" I'll refer to as just a mean ol' SEXIST bully.Glad for Hillary's protective media's precedence. The next woman running for POTUS has no need to answer to much of anything, for we've got weddings to plan, and Down Dogs to do, and cookies in the oven! So just leave us alone, boys.- Sarah Palin."

It appears that Palin is attempting to mock people who think attacking Hillary Clinton over her health are sexist, but what this has to do Clinton not doing press conferences or with Palin running and falling on her face is anyone's guess.

The rest of it is just...well...even more (*)(*)(*)(*)ing nuts. Apparently Palin is going to start telling men who question her about her face that they are sexist because of Hillary Clinton's "protective media's precedence" or something. It's also unclear who is getting married/doing yoga/baking cookies -- maybe she is referring to herself and Clinton, or the next woman running for president?

Does anyone understand this? I'm completely stumped.
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Good grief! What a bitter, sore loser harpy she is.

 

It's called satire, something Hillary supporters are not evidently familiar with. Best find a safe space.

 

Leftists should go back to making fun of Palin's kids, it seems to ease their minds.

 

Oh, i dont know...try explaining her weird rant?

 

Wait...

Alert...

Surprise from the Left...

Another meaningless post about Sarah Palin!

 

That's pretty good,did Sarah Palin actually write that?

 

It's mockery, satire, hyperbole. She's taking a dig at Hillary. How's it not obvious?

 

She throws a box of those word magnets in the air and however the pieces land is how she creates these bizarre word salads.

 

Sarcasm and weird rant are two different things.

Just because you leftist don't like her sarcasm doesn't make it weird, it makes it comedy gold.

 

LMFAO. What is she on? Oxy? Molly? Down dogs? Email-evidenced yoga? I think the next SNL parody just wrote itself.

 

I still wish Trump would have chosen her as his VP. That would have made for some real comedy.

 

I think that Palin is having a slow nervous breakdown as she sees her celebrity evaporating.
She probably thought that she would become a gop party elder like McCain, but she turned herself into a failed reality show huckster and has been growing more shrill and hysterical as she fades into obscurity. She was always a caricature to begin with, without the strength of character to develop her opportunities, and she chose to take the money and run rather than stay and fight.
She and Trump are products of their defective personalities and that's why they ultimately fail.

 

Mebbe the strain of being a harkey marm (sic) has finally got to her?

 

Color me happy that Palin's political power is limited to posting on social media.

 

Hard to add constructive comments when respectful debate was never established.


Good grief! What a bitter, sore loser harpy she is

That is your entire commentary on the OP.... what's constructive about that?

Anyways, she's likely trying to cope with no one giving a (*)(*)(*)(*) about her anymore so she is doing anything she can to get attention.

 

Doesn't seem particularly bizarre to me...just her normal fare dressed up a bit differently.

I'm one of those people who want Sarah Palin to speak out as much as possible. She almost always helps my side of the political agenda more than she helps her side. And she often does more damage to causes she favors than she does to causes I favor.

Go, Sarah...GO!

 

Lol. What about my comment was wrong? You even sorta agreed with it.

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Ok, that made me laugh. Thanks, after a night of crying, i needed that.

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Uh, shes losing it. She doesnt like people not acknowledging her and shes desperate for the spotlight.

 

What I saw was a gash above her eye.. a nasty wound.. She's been tweeting to several days... and yes its bizarre.

 

Nice visual!

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For years to come....lol.

 

Yes, apparently she fell while jogging and decided to go on some weird rant about Hillary trying to make fun of the reports of Hil's health.

Shes still (*)(*)(*)(*)ing bitter and angry if you ask me.

 

I think it shows she has a good sense of humor.

 

Come 'mere. Closer. Nooooo, closer. *Gibbs slapped*

Not as good as mine.

 

I never was much of a Palin fan until this rant!! What do all the "girls" say? Oh yeah, "You go girl!!!"

 

I'm calling your mom!!

 

Yeah, she ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, that's for sure.

Agree 100%.

But that's normally how bizarre word salads are created, no? I thought that was included as part of the instructions in the recipe...