http://zimbabwe-today.com/pastor-trying-walk-water-crocodile-river-gets-eaten-3-crocodiles/ You've got to love the photographic touch they give this story, too.
Well he did get to heaven.........I hope Reminds me of the old joke about Jesus turning up at the pearly gates and St Peter saying. "Don't believe you are the right one - we have had 5 people this week claiming to be Jesus - tell you what. If you want to prove you really are Jesus - walk on water. There is a lake over there - go on!!!" Jesus gets to the lake starts across and sinks within a few feet - comes back to St Peter and St Peter says "See I knew you weren't the one because I saw Jesus do that walk on water trick when he was down there!" Jesus looks annoyed and answers "Yes but then I didn't have holes in my ruddy feet!!" I is surely going to .......................
They don't teach very good bible study down under huh @Bowerbird ? Jesus went to Heaven BEFORE St. Peter. Difference of about 30 years.
Seems to me I read a story last year about some folks there that ended up with the same fate trying to hump crocodiles as part of some ritual
All I know is this particular story has since been picked up by other outlets, including the ever trustworthy Daily Fail
If you @Bowerbird are the prize then I will take it. I have always wanted an Auzzie girlie of my ownie. You better not be trans.
Religion in Australia: 25% Catholic 17% Anglican 19% Other Christian 22% No religion 17% Other https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_Australia
You guys and gals in Auzzieland have been blessed by God. Since you are de facto the USA's neighbors (with a big pond in between) we will always do your dirty work in war for you. We don't like Jap's and Commie's getting too close to you all.
