People are Buying out the Dog Food in Case There's a CoronaZombie Apocalypse

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  1. StillBlue

    StillBlue Well-Known Member

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    Amazon doesn't deliver this close to the middle of Africa .
     
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    Hawaiian spotted.
     
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    When I was single (long ago) and working 7 12's in the shipyard it was Dinty Moore, Oscar Meyer, and the shipyard canteen that kept me alive. There was no I-10 then and the commute made it a 15 hour day. It was all microwave and paper plates, stove never used.

    But I don't use anything canned now except corned beef hash ($4.99 for a tiny can) in the survival pantry, for an occasional treat. Everything else in there packs small and is designed to keep us alive, no foodie stuff. It's amazing how expensive powdered milk has gotten.
     
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    Do you use tissue to dry yourself after a shower? Ain't THAT a visual, lol.

    Actually, Some of them come with a built in blow dryer.
     
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    BFD.
    They've had enough time to expose every citizen multiple times.
    Wheres the dead?
     
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    I was thinking more in terms of those bidet thingies wash your nether regions with water and one might want to dry off before pulling up the britches.
    Take a dump and get a blow job. Ain't technology grand?
     
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Ain’t technology hygienic?
     
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    I couldn't say never been there done that but it sounds messy to me.
     
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    There is going to be so much TP on the shelves as manufacture is ramped up and demand drops. It is going to make a hell of a funny footnote in history :)
     
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    In the meantime aren't you glad you didn't throw those old tee shirts away?
     
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    :)

    Great point!
     
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    :lol
     
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    I will eat dog food because the alternative is eating Mrs. BB's cooking. Choices have to be made.
     
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    I have a ideal for all those “Bernie 2020” t shirts...
     
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    Kibbles and milk?
     

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