President Trump Eyes a New Real-Estate Purchase: Greenland

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  1. US Conservative

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    We may have to reform the burial practices...
     
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    But 100 million years ago before it drifted north is was a tropical paradise. Why do you think we call it Greenland! ha ha ha
     
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    North or south?
     
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    The capital will be Melaniaburg or Ivankastadt .... maybe Baronville...
     
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    Kapustastan does not have an extradition treaty with us but only with Russia.
     
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    Ha ha ha oh the joy of automatic spell czheczk !,
     
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    Wait... Did Trump... Have a good idea?! If Trump brings Greenland into the US I'd have to give him some legit praise. Not pushing harder to keep it after WW2 (Greenland surrendered to the US after Denmark fell) was a major mistake. I don't think we should have forced the issue but we could have sweetened the deal rather than just take no for an answer right off.
     
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    Well if I ever got captured it would have been time in the North.
     
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    With the artic melting Greenland is great real estate now. Truman and company really F'd It Up
     
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    While you're not wrong... So what. A good deal is a good deal (if this happens). There's a reason those other land buys are such great legacies. Trump is scum but if this is to be his crowning achievement I don't think anyone should actually be upset. A broken clock...
     
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    We gives new meaning to dead cold.
     
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    US Conservative Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    There is a lot of promise there.

    Geothermal, and plenty of other things I can even see the left supporting.
     
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    The Danes will take 500 Billion..Not a penny less....
     
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    Hey his reputation precedes him.
     
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    Ya, anyone denousing this is just mad Trump came up with the idea. I hate Trump as much as anyone else (as a socialist probably more) but this is objectively a good idea. I do question the plausibility, even if Denmark was willing, it's not really up to them anymore.
     
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    That would be Great of the Danes.
     
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    The people of Greenland would want to be autonomous - it's like Trump thinks they are just slaves who can be bought or sold
    at his whim. Dude is psycho.
     
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    The Danes have had what 800+ years to develop and its never happened.

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    Still it they control it...trump and the goons around him aren't getting it........ever...
     
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    Maybe you can let go of your Trump hate just for a moment and consider whether or not this is a good investment for America, or do you just not give a damn about America?
     
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    I mean they already have a domestic government thanks to Denmark giving them home rule. Give them a Rep in the House and change nothing else and you basically have PR. Buying Greenland wouldn't really change anything for the locals. Maybe we can even negotiate with the EU so that they can keep their trade and (for the Danish population already there) travel privileges.
     
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    They will have more autonomy and economic prosperity as part of the US than they'd ever get from Europe.

    I can even see Trump setting up a trade pact between Greenlandic, Canadian, and Alaskan natives.
     
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    Trump can build the Trump Ice Castle. We could import penguins from the Southern Hemisphere ( just never give them a compass or they may desert), we could stage the Snow Mobile Brand Prix, we can export ice cubes to Fiji and more and more....
     
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    Info just in...Denmark says trump can shove that deal up his ass
     
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    Of course someone would need to tell Donald to cool it on the Brexit crap..
     
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