If you are an electrician you would know the answer. Most other Americans don't know much about electricity science.
A bloke is sitting by his car at the side of the road looking unhappy. A passer-by sees his glum face and asks what the problem is. "I've locked myself out of my car." replies the man. "That's not a problem," replied the passer-by, "Step out of the way, and let me have a look." The motorist is a bit perplexed, but reckons there's no harm in it letting the man try. So the passer-by turns around, and rubs his legs slowly up and down the driver"s door. Suddenly, the lock opens and the man turns and opens the car door. "That's amazing!" says the motorist, "How did you do it?" "It's easy," replies the pedestrian, "I'm wearing khaki trousers."
Power is Watts, and Voltage is in Volts. Electricity is a little too general to denote which measurements is applicable. As far as the puns go, I am loving them. Made some earlier in the thread as well.
Puns are so groaningly fabulous aren't they? Some people just seem to grind their teeth and badmouth punters.
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking down. "Is this yours?" he asked. She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the man agreed. On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink. As she was very attractive he agreed. Shortly afterwards she said, "I'm about to have dinner. There's plenty; would you like to join me?" He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. As the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, "I've had a marvelous evening. Would you like to stay the night?" The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with every man you meet?" "No," she replied, "Only those who catch my eye."
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the lady behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yells, "PULLOVER!" "NO," she yelled back over the sound of the siren, "It's a SCARF!"
International teams sometime have weird names. For example, there actually is a team in Brussels called the Sprouts. Here are some other international teams: The Amsterdam Yankees The Prague Tologists The Vienna Sausages The Manila Folders The New Delhi Catessians The Taipei Personalities annnnnnnddddddddddd , The Bolivia Dehavilands
A doctor told me that there are seven million Americans who are overweight. But I think those might just be round figures.
A Polish friend came to me today and said his wife is trying to get rid of him. He found Polish Remover in her nightstand. He was very upset!
99 Little bugs in the code 99 more little bugs Fix one bug and compile again 100 little bugs in the code.
Resistance implies that you have already done your due sistance. But since no one knows what sistance is that means that it is impossible to accomplish. Ergo resistance is futile because you never did any sistance in the first place.
