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Ron Paul Eats Puppies!!!!

Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by Til the Last Drop, Dec 29, 2011.

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    Til the Last Drop Well-Known Member

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    A thread devoted to giving shills new ideas for outlandish claims against Paul.

    Of course we will start with,
    * Ron Paul Eats Puppies!!!
     
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    *Ron Paul advocates government removal of 2" from every man's penis!!!
     
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    *Ron Paul believes man/bear/pig currently being designed by CIA!!!!
     
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    *Ron Paul farts in local synagogue!!!
     
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    *Ron Paul secret nephew of Adolf Hitler!!!
     
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    *Ron Paul admits to removing tags from mattresses!!!
     
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    *Ron Paul pokes fat kid in the belly!!!
     
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    *Ron Paul caught taking handicap space!!!
     
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    Ron Paul wants the US govt to follow the Constitution.

    ROTFLMFAO! :-D
     
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    We both know they won't use that one.;)
     
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    *Ron Paul pushes old lady into a puddle!!!
     
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    *Ron Paul has 3rd nipple!!!
     
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    *Ron Paul wants to ban football!!!
     
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    *Ron Paul formally Rhonda Paul!!!
     
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    *Ron Paul gave AIDS to Magic Johnson!!
     
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    *Ron Paul makes gangsta rap under name MC Riggidy Pizzle!!!!!
     
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    Most excellent wording good fellow.
     
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    Don't want to give them real ideas. Lord knows Ivy League schools aren't kicking out the most original of cats these days. Need to start calling "think tanks" "think go-carts".
     
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    *Wife confirms Ron Paul spells bad words with Spaghetti Os!!!!
     
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    *Pay-per-view shows Ron Paul ordered "Panties of the Amazon 17" and "Baby got Back 7" 34 times last month!!!!
     

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