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Ron Paul Eats Puppies!!!!

Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by Til the Last Drop, Dec 29, 2011.

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  1. Teutorian

    Teutorian New Member

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    Ron Paul wants to bring us back to the 18th century.
    How are we supposed to fight Iranian nuclear power death robots with nothing but muskets? Can you trust this man to be our President!?
     
    Teutorian, Dec 29, 2011
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  2. Til the Last Drop

    Til the Last Drop Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Hahaha..those were some good ones y'all. So that's why they call ya joker!!!
     
    Til the Last Drop, Dec 29, 2011
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    NEW off the wall ideas. Those have been used already.

    Something like, Ron will sell the F 22 jet to Iran to stop them from getting a nuke.
     
    Wildjoker5, Dec 29, 2011
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  4. Til the Last Drop

    Til the Last Drop Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    *Sources confirm Ron Paul has burning American flag tramp stamp!!!
     
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    Til the Last Drop Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    *Ron Paul graffiti artist behind Chinese flag spray painted on White House!!!
     
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    Teutorian New Member

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    Was Ron Paul the Unabomber?
     
    Teutorian, Dec 29, 2011
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  7. Til the Last Drop

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    *Ron Paul caught feeding alkazelser to seagulls!!!!
     
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    *Ron Paul's neighbors claim to hear strange noises from the basement, and trick or treaters never return after knocking on his door!!!!
     
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    Ron Paul points lasers at airplanes flying over his house.
     
    Wildjoker5, Dec 30, 2011
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    Ron Paul killed Obi-Wan.
     
    micfranklin, Dec 30, 2011
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    Ron Paul made episodes 1-3 suck ass.
     
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    Ron Paul found the cure for every deadly disease on earth. And then destroyed it.
     
    speedingtime, Dec 30, 2011
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  13. Til the Last Drop

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    *Ron Paul hands out condoms at local school. With holes poked in them!!!!
     
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    *Ron Paul supports "Make out with a gun" inner city youth campaign!!!
     
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    *Photo proves Ron Paul was standing behind grassy knoll with rifle!!
     
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    Til the Last Drop Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    *Ron Paul funds airdrops of pork products to starving Muslim nations!!!
     
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    *Ron Paul deports 50 thousand illegal Mexicans...to Africa!!!
     
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    *Ron Paul caught on glacier in polar bear outfit, carrying a flame thrower!!!!
     
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    *Ron Paul volunteers to euthanize at local pet clinic. In other news, mysterious fliers found all over minority neighborhoods, telling kids if they dress up as a cat or dog they can get free candy at animal shelter.
     
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    *Long time friend confirms Ron Paul wet the bed until 32!!!!
     
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    *Ron Paul argues to ban conventional police. From here on out, he wants law enforcement in sumo suits, packing squirt guns filled with grape jelly!!!
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Ron Paul's supporters are his biggest obstacle. Haven't seen this much hero worship since Barack Obama came onto the scene. :fart:
     
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    Hero worship? LOL. It couldn't be the fact people our completely sick of the political status quo and get excited about any possible change of direction? Naw. It's hero worship. People who are smart accept the fact nothing will ever change and learn their place. Obama just said "change" a bunch and got elected. Independents are on to that clown. Voting neocon isn't an option. Paul is the only option left outside of war.
     
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    If Paul makes it to the GOP ticket, it'll be his first & only chance to win a presidential election. If he breaks off into a third party candidate, it'll be a rerun of elections past... he'll lose and the incumbent will likely win.

    We'll see how much he loves this country if he doesn't get on the ticket.
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Dec 30, 2011
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    Til the Last Drop Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I like you SMW. You're a cool chick. But some of us just don't see any difference between GOP and the dems outside of Paul. But there are plenty of threads to debate Paul. Probably will be 9 more made tomorrow. This is just one to make people laugh. With that in mind,

    *Female members of Ron Paul's gym claim him "accidentally walking into their shower room" needs to stop. They say his "selective Alzheimer's" is not funny.
     
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