Rough Day For Alleged Violent Naked Pooping Masturbator The Huffington Post | By Hilary Hanson | 01/24/2013 3:48 pm EST In Florida, there are violent people, naked people, poopers and masturbators - but rarely is one man the total package. When Tony and LaDonna Land discovered naked carnival worker Gregory Matthew Bruni on their roof, the night had just begun. Bruni, 21, allegedly assaulted Tony Land, trashed the couple's North Fort Myers Home, and then defecated and masturbated inside the house, WTSP reports. The Lands told police they were in their bedroom at around 7 p.m. Monday when they heard a noise that sounded like thunder, according to Fox 4 Now. Tony went outside and says he saw Bruni on top of the roof, completely naked. Bruni allegedly jumped down on top of Land, ABC 7 reported, then knocked him over by hitting him in the shoulder. The Lands say Bruni ran into the house, pulled a big-screen TV off the wall, and spilled the contents of a vacuum onto the floor. Around this time, LaDonna grabbed a gun and began firing at the nude intruder. She missed, and the couple called 911. "I don't know who the hell he is - he's naked and he ran into my (*)(*)(*)(*) house," Tony can be heard saying on the recording. The Lands told authorities that after shots were fired, Bruni began whacking the mole in their living room before heading into their son's bedroom to rub some clothing on his face. When deputies arrived, they attempted to control Bruni, who they say was wildly flailing around and speaking nonsensically. They also discovered that Bruni had defecated on the floor in two spots within the home. At some point during the ruckus, investigators say, Bruni sucked up the contents of the vacuum, then spit it back out. Bruni was taken into custody and transported to a hospital for evaluation, where doctors reportedly told deputies they planned to conduct tests to determine "what Bruni was on." Bruni has been charged with criminal mischief, battery, occupied burglary and resisting arrest without violence. The Allegations Against Bruni: 1. Got naked, climbed onto the Lands' roof. 2. Attacked Tony Land by jumping on him and hitting his shoulder. 3. Ran into Lands' house, knocked down a TV and spilled the contents of a vacuum on the floor. 4. Dodged bullets fired by LaDonna Land. 5. Masturbated in the living room. 6. Rubbed clothes on his face in the Lands' son's room. 7. Defecated on the floor in two places. 8. Drank the contents of the vacuum. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/...-naked-poop-masturbate-florida_n_2533967.html .... OMG: Gregory lived a complete lifetime in just a few hours as he took his clothes off and climbed onto Tony Lands roof; and what followed could only have happened in Florida and have Gregory come out of it alive. In any other state, the police would have tazered him to death, shot him in the back, then brought him into the station and charged him with tons of things which would have given him a mandatory life sentence, or death sentence in this instance, to justify their bullying. But Florida is different...maybe its because of the tropical climate, the Latino atmosphere, and the easy access to drugs, but criminals get away with murder. Literally. Gregory had quite a wild time for himself but may have a tough time explaning it all to the 73 year old Jewish Judge, as he probably cannot remember any of it and will have to take the Judge's word for it.
It takes time to work your way to the top in progressive politics. The kid's a rising star. He's checking off ALL the boxes.
How is that a rough day for Bruni? Seems like he lived the dream. The owners on the other hand...now that's a rough day.
...... 1) They found a membership card in his clothes for the 'Romney for President' PAC. He says he met Romney at a carnival he was working and has contributed to the PAC fund on many occasions. 2) Gregory was working toward a Bachelor's degree before he was lured to the carnival scene as he loves to travel to exotic places. He quit writing to Romney after Romney lost the election on Nov. 6, 2012 saying he cannot stand a loser.
LOL!! I think you just ran around your own thread crapping. Hahahah!! - - - Updated - - - LOL!! I think you just ran around your own thread crapping. Hahahah!!
I dunno, look at the constitutional scholar we have in the Oval Office. This boy could be the new rainmaker for the Democratic party
That's what I was thinking.... bet this naked freak is already a rising star w/OWS and he's had Obama's and Pelosi's blessings......
