Saint Bajesus

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  1. Moi621

    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Saint Bajesus
    My favorite saint.



    My parents had many French, Catholic friends and I learned
    about, Saints Days.
    So many saints.
    I believe since the fifties some of them have been "de-sainted"
    for lack of historical evidence of their existing, let alone the miracles.




    My favorite saint is Saint Bajesus
    lost in history, even before the fifties.
    Yet the most often :pray: invoked saint.
    St. Bajesus doesn't have one Saint's Day.
    Everyday is a St. Bajesus Saint's Day.



    Saint Bajesus is the Patron Saint of Frustration.
    How many times have you witnessed some one exclaim
    "Holy Bajesu!" or "Sweet Bajesus!" or just, "Bajasus!"
    at times of intense frustration.
    Like hitting one's thumb with a hammer.

    If anyone has anything to add to our understanding or has invoked St. Bajesus,
    Please share.



    Moi :oldman:




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    I think he had a brother who hadn’t been made a saint. F###### Jesus.

    He must have been envious of his more well known brother.
     
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    I am more familiar with Bajesus Fricking Christ.
     
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    Maybe, those are just name variations, remembrances and invocations
    of The Patron Saint of Frustration.
     
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    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Oh ye of little faith. :oldman:

    Moi Does Not Make This Upload Up. (Moi did make up #1 upload)

    Yes, Virginia there was a Bajesus.



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    Try a Google search.
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    :)
     
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    You made it up? Oh no!
     
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    Would people really pay US$250 for that?
     
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    TOP DEFINITION
    Bajesus
    Small spirit that lives inside all living things. In times of extreme emotion, it leaves the body.

    Alt. spellings: Bajeezus, Ba-Jesus
     
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    Regarding #1 upload.

    I thought about it for years.
    Then had a Catholic room mate, (pregnant, unwed, unemployed)
    and we developed the idea of a Patron Saint of Frustration.

    Any other reasonable similarities are purely convergent thought evolution
    because there was no internet them.
     
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    She should have been the saint.
     
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