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  1. Xyce

    Xyce Well-Known Member

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    This is a thread is devoted to the miscellaneous, from funny, insightful, moving quotes to recipes for a mouth-watering dish, amusing anecdotes, perhaps a book you're reading and your favorite part, and everything else in between and beyond. If something random just plopped in your mind, feel free to share.

    In the spirit of humor and satire, I'll try to contribute as much humor and irony--or at least what I find humorous and ironic, and perhaps ironically humorous or humorously ironic--to balance it out if it gets too inspirational and though-provoking here, for as a wise sage once brilliantly put it, "Ain't nobody got time for that!"

    Without further ado, I'll start.
     
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    "
    Today I feel . . . gay.
    Today I feel . . . disabled.
    Today I feel . . . a migrant worker.
    "


    That lovely little quote comes from FIFA president Gianni Infantino. Here is the video with that disturbing, yet hilarious, quote:

     
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    Speaking of FIFA, this is a question that has plagued mankind for many a year:

     

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